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Your Next North American Beard Champion

he's a smarmy bastard. the son of his mother.

About Me

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop. I've got a girl and she likes to shop. The other foot looks like it won't drop. I had an uncle and he got shot.

My Interests

Brewing my own beer. I love it. Good music.
You Belong in 1961 or 1887
1961 If you scored...1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1887 If you scored...1880-1889: You love Leadbelly. You're a dying breed Chad. You like horse drawn buggies and kerosene lanterns. Gramaphones are your specialty. What Year Do You Belong In?

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, John Wayne, Bob Dylan, Huddie Ledbetter, Billy Joe Shaver, Waylon Jennings, and Gram Parsons. (honky tonk heroes like me)

Music:

Johnny Cash, The Flatlanders, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, The Gourds, Bob Dylan, Leadbelly (aka Huddie Ledbetter), Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blind Willie Johnson, Blind Willie McTell, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, T. Rex, The Velvet Underground, Loretta Lynn, Carl Perkins, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, The Black Keys, Otis Redding, Ray Charles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Radiohead, The Modern Lovers, The White Stripes, Brendan Benson, The Strokes, The Von Bondies, Eagles of Death Metal (they're not death metal... but they're good)

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks!, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill vol. I & II, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Shawshank Redemption, Amelie, The Triplets of Belleville, Se7en, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sideways, Ghostbusters, Amadeus, Citizen Kane, Goodfellas, Godfather I & II, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, High Noon, Pale Rider, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Futurama, The Simpsons, Sex and the City (shut up, it's good)

Books:

Big Fish... do magazines count as books?

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, John Wayne, Gary Cooper, Bob Dylan, Huddie Ledbetter, Billy Joe Shaver, Waylon Jennings, and Gram Parsons. (of course)

My Blog

kb made me

1. First thing you did this morning? wondered where i was, then realized i had to finish a paper. 2. Last thing you ate? some cheese. 3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? yes. i don't like ...
Posted by smarmy bastard on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:06:00 PST