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Dan

Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.

About Me

Alright, sit there, yeah? I'll tell you about how I become the guv'nor of a place called Bel Air.I come from West Philly, yeah? And I usually just nobbed about playing basketball, till one day these two tosspots start dicking around where I live.I've clocked one of 'em and he weren't getting back up, but Mum (bless her) pissed herself and says "Right, you're off to yer uncle's gaff."So I've jumped this sherb (nod to Pedro), and when it turns up, it's got one of them fancy registration plates that says "Fresh" and the old pimp dice. Bit odd, but I thought "Sod it. Bel Air please."Turned up at me uncle's gaff, about 7-ish, and says to this cabbie "'Ere, mate, you don't half hum." Long way, it was, but here I am.


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My Interests

Beaumont, TX. Fiddle rags. Doctors. Watsons.

I'd like to meet:

Superhans. Charlie Poole. Doc Watson. Townes Van Zandt. George Bush. Hugo Chavez.

Music:

Charlie Poole, Doc Watson, Guy Clark, Bill Monroe, Calexico, Richard Buckner, Townes Van Zandt, Gillian Welch and David Rawlings, The Jayhawks, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Court and Spark, Kathleen Edwards, Son Volt, Uncle Tupelo, Jay Farrar, Wilco, Iron and Wine, the Gourds, Drive-by Truckers.

Movies:

Elling, Bottle Rocket, The Big Lebowski, Be Here to Love Me, Kitchen Stories, Heartworn Highways, All or Nothing.

Television:

The Office, Peep Show, Extras, King of the Hill, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Phoenix Nights, I'm Alan Partridge, The Simpsons. I wish I could say Neighbours. I just wish I could say Home and Away.

Books:

Ralph Lombreglia; Cormac Mccarthy; Raymond Carver; The Things They Carried.

Heroes:

Pat Robertson, Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove, Monica Lewinsky...