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Lance in your pants

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Il dit non avec la tete
mais il dit oui avec le coeur
il dit oui a ce qu'il aime
il dit non au professeur
il est debout
on le questionne
et tous les problemes sont poses
soudain le fou rire le prend
et il efface tout
les chiffres et les mots
les dates et les noms
les phrases et les pieges
et malgre les menaces du maitre
sous les huees des enfants prodiges
avec craies de toutes les couleurs
sur le tableau noir du malheur
il dessine le visage du bonheur

-Jacques Prevert

My Interests

Music, Poetry, Drums, Theatre, Film, Pooping Back and Forth, Auto Racing, Food, Boobies, The Past, The Future, Birthday Presents

I'd like to meet:

Someone I can cook for who will do the dishes.

Movies:

Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Some Like it Hot, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter, Rebel Without A Cause, Breakfast at Tiffany's, anything by Woody Allen, Hudson Hawk, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, The Thin Red Line, Cyrano De Bergerac, Red, White, Blue, Jules et Jim, Amelie, Last Tango in Paris, Secretary, Crash (both of them), Donnie Darko, Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums, Crumb, Lost in Translation, anything by Roberto Benigni, Easy Rider, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, any Monty Python movie, Time Bandits, Brazil, City of Lost Children, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, How to Marry a Millionaire, The Misfits, Let's Make Love, the list goes on...oh how it goes on...

Television:

The Short list: ENTOURAGE, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Speed Channel, Food Channel

Books:

The Icelandic Sagas, AUTHORS: John Steinbeck, Kurt Vonnegut, T.S. Eliot, J.D. Salinger, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Wallace Stevens, Robert Lowell, Sylvia Plath, William Shakespeare, John Milton, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, Leo Tolstoy, Herman Melville, W.H. Auden, Oscar Wilde, Samuel Beckett, Mark Twain, William Strunk, etc...

Heroes:


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My Blog

A Warm September Mourning

Listen! All of you! Let it be known that I am mounting a revolution against your colorless remembrances of my love. I can no longer subside on my own insubstantial recollections of instances of romant...
Posted by Lance in your pants on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:49:00 PST

Living in the Shadow of a Nation

America loves only itself, loves the idea, the fiction of boundries. Its east coast, west coast, borders of the north and south. Most of the people here (I say "here" as though I feel part o...
Posted by Lance in your pants on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:53:00 PST

The Fortunate Failure of a Dreamer Undone

In which fantasy, which dream do we finally go? I don't imagine that we have a choice. That we can choose to die in a dream and live on, suspended in that fiction. If we could, if we had a hand in our...
Posted by Lance in your pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST