LAW IS MY MAIN INTREST. BUT I'M ALSO VERY INTRESTED IN SOME GOOD ASS FIRE . . haha oh yea, great home cooked meals to top off all that fire!
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75 Random Questions:
Random
Do you have any pets? YES-A PIT
What color shirt are you wearing? I'M NAKED
Name three things that are physically close to you: -MY WEED -MY MONEY-MY SWISHERS
What is the last book you read? CLUB MAGAZINE
Are you or were you a good student? YUP
What's your favorite sport? MARTIAL ARTS
Do you enjoy sleeping late? HELL YEA
What's the weather like right now? COLD AS FUCK!!!
Who tells the best jokes? ME
What was the last thing you dreamed about? AHHHH . . .. . .TOO EXPLICIT!!!
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I THANK GOD EVERYDAY I'M HERE CUZ I'VE BEEN IN 13 ACCIDENTS AND I'M STILL ALIVE TO TALK ABOUT IT!!
Do you believe in karma? FUCK YEA . ..
Do you believe in luck? YUP, BUT I DON'T GET NONE!!!
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? SUNNY SIDE UP ALL RUNNY
Do you collect anything? If so, what? $$$$$$$$$$$$$ BABY . ..
Are you proud of yourself? HELL YEA
Are you reliable? YUP . .
Have you ever given money to a bum? HELL YEA!!
What's your favorite food? ALL FOOD!!!
Have you ever had a secret admirer? YUP
Do you like the smell of gasoline? I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT!!!
Do like to draw? YUP
What's your favorite invention? AHHH, A 5GALLON GRAVITY BONG THAT I HIT OUT OF THE POOL!!!
Is your room messy? HELL NAH .. .
What do you like better: oranges or apples? ORANGES!
Do you give in easily? FUCK NAH, I'M A STUBBORN ASS BITCH!!
Are you a good guesser? I WAS BORN THAT WAY!!
Can you read other people's expressions? YUP!!
Are you a bully? NOPE, BUT CAN BE?
Do you have a job? YUP!!
What time did you wake up this morning? AH. . .8:00
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? MC DONALDS
When was the last time you showered? 4HRS. AGO
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? WORK
What's your favorite day of the week and why? SUNDAY! I DON'T KNOW WHY???
Do you have any nicknames? YUP
Have you ever been scuba diving? HELL NAH I MIGHT GET BIT OR SOME SHIT!!
What's your least favorite color? WHITE
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? AHH . . RJ-RJ-RJ-RJ-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Would you ever go skydiving? FUCK YEA, I'VE BEEN WANTIN TI SINCE I WAS 18 MAN!
What toothpaste do you use? COLGATE
Do you enjoy challenges? I LOVE A CHALLENGE, CUZ I KNOW I'LL WIN!!!
What's the worst injury you have had? A BROKEN NOSE, FUCK UP MY SPINAL CORD MAN DAT SHIT FUCKIN HURT
What's the last movie you saw? AHHHHHH...DIRTY ONES . .
What do you want to know about the future? WHEN I'LL DIE?????OH YEA, AND WHEN WILL GAS PRICES GO DOWN???
What does your last text message say? I'' OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS FOR A FEW DAYS, I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET BACK!!
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? MY EX-
What's your favorite school subject? P.E.
What's your least favorite school subject? AHHH.SCIENCE!!!
Would you rather have money or love? AHH... BOTH!! WOULDN'T YOU???
What is your dream vacation? AHHHH. . . TO TAKE A TRIP TO HEAVEN AND VISIT MY FAM!!!
What is your favorite animal? JAGUAR, CHEETAH, LION OH MY!!!
Do you miss anyone right now? YEA MAN .. .
What's the last sporting event you watched? KICKBOXING
Do you need to do laundry? YEA.
Do you listen to the radio? YUP
Where were you when 9/11 happened? ON THE COUCH PASSED OUT, THEN WOKE UP CALLED MY FAMILY AND SMOKED!!!
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? TALK SHIT!!
Have you ever caught a butterfly? NOPE!
What color are your bed sheets? WHITE!!
What's your ringtone? AHHHHH.CHANGES ALL THE TIME
Who was the last person to make you laugh? MY MOMMY
Do you have any obsessions right now? YUP, I MUST MOISTURIZE, MOISTURIZE, MOISTURIZE MY SKIN!!!
Do you like things that glow in the dark? YEA, DILDOS
What's your favorite fruity scent? AHHHH . . .PEACHES
Do you watch cartoons? ADULT SWIM
Have you ever sat on a roof? HELL NAH I FUCK AROUND AND FALL CLEAN OFF THAT BITCH!!! QUICK TOO!!
Have you ever been to a different country? YUP
Name three things in the world you dislike: TERRORISTS-GAS PRICES-BUSH OH WAIT THAT'S 3 IN 1!!
Name three people in the world you dislike: MY BABYDADDY, MY BABYDADDY OH YEA AND MY AHHH BABYDADDY!!!
Has a rumor even been spread about you? HELL YEA, THEY LOVE TO THINK OF ME AND TALK SHIT!! I LOVE ALL THE ATTENTION!!
Do you like sushi? NOPE
Do you believe in magic? YUP
Do you hold grudges? PUT IT THIS WAY, THERE'S 5 PEOPLE THAT'S GETN FUCT UP REAL GOOD WHEN I SEE THEM, DAT SHITS ON SIGHT MAN!!!
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Basics:
Name: MALIA
Date of Birth: AUGUST 23, 1980
Birthplace: KONA, HAWAII
Current Location: SAC, CALI
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN W/HIGHLIGHTS
Height: 5,5
Heritage: HAWAIIAN & JAPANESE
Piercings: 2
Tattoos: 1
Favourite:
Band/Singer: X-RAIDED $ 3 SIX
Song: TO FUCKIN MANY
Movie: CLOCKWORK ORANGE & UNTOUCHABLES
Disney Movie: SNOW WHITE & LITTLE MERMAID
TV show: 48HRS & FORENSIC FILES
Color: ANY SHADE OF BLUE
Food: I LOVE ALL FUCKIN FOOD
Pizza topping: PINAPPLE & PEPPERONI
Ice-Cream Flavor: MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
Drink (alcoholic): XRATED
Soda: CHERRY COKE
Store: THE WEED STORE
Clothing Brand: ?
Shoe Brand: ?
Season: WINTER
Month: DECEMBER
Holiday/Festival: CHRISTMAS & THANKSGIVING
Flower: DOUBLE DELIGHT & HIBISCUS
Make-Up Item: MASCARA & LIPGLOSS
Board game: CHESS
This or That
Sunny or rainy: RAINY
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Fruit or veggie: FRUIT
Night or day: NIGHT
Sour or sweet: SWEET
Love or money: MONEY
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: PERSONALITY
Coffee or tea: COFFEE
Hot or cold: HOT
Your:
Goal for this year: MAKE MORE $ THEN LAST YEAR
Most missed memory: MY CHILDHOOD
Best physical feature: MY KITTY KAT
First thought waking up: WHERE DID I PUT MY WEED BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP?
Hypothetical personality disorder: CRAZY ASS BITCH
Preferred type of plastic surgery: LIPOSUCTION & LIP IMPLANTS
Sesame street alter ego: BIG BIRD CUZ HE'S ALWAYS HIGH!!
Fairytale alter ego: SNOW WHITE
Most stupid remark: WHAT?
Worst crime: BURGLARY/ROBBERY, BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S IN MY PAST NOW!!!
Greatest ambition:
Greatest fear: TO LOOSE THE REST OF MY FAMILY THAT I HAVE LEFT!!
Darkest secret: AHHHHHH . . . .. . . . . . .
Favorite subject: CRIMINAL JUSTICE
Strangest received gift: AHHHH . . . . . . . . .
Worst habit: SMOKE THE HOLE SACK RIGHT WHEN I GET !!HAHA
Do You:
Smoke: WEED YEA, NO MORE NEWPORTS FOR ME
Drink: NAH
Curse: YUP
Shower daily: 2 OR 3 SUMTIMES
Like thunderstorms: DEFINATLY
Dance in the rain: EVERY CHANCE I GET
Sing: ALL THE TIME
Play an instrument: WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE BEATS, BUT NAH
Get along with your parents: SUMTIMES
Wish on stars: DEFINATLY
Believe in fate: SUMTIMES
Believe in love at first sight: IT'S HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE ACTUALLY RECENTLY
Can You:
Drive: LIKE A RACECAR DRIVER, A STRAIGHT PRO
Sew: ROLL
Cook: SUMTIMES
Speak another language: HAWAIIAN
Dance: HELL YEA
Sing: YUP
Touch your nose with your tongue: NO BUT I CAN DO OTHER AMAZING THINGS
Whistle: NAH
Curl your tongue: YUP
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: YUP
Been Stoned/High: 25/8 366 DAYZ A YEAR. WHY YOU GOT SUM?????
Eaten Sushi: NAH
Been in Love: YUP
Skipped school: YEA, FOR 2 YRS.
Made prank calls: BACK IN ELEMENTRY
Sent someone a love letter: IN PRISON
Stolen something: AHHHHHH, YEA BUT YOU KNOW, WHO HASN'T???-LOL-
Cried yourself to sleep: A LONG TIME AGO
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? A BORING ASS PERSON, ONE WHO DON'T TALK OR TALKS 2 MUCH!!!
Are you right or left handed? RIGHT
What is your bedtime? WHEN I ROLL THE LAST SWISHER I GOT TIL I HIT THE STORE
Name three things you can't live without: MY BABY-WEED-$$$$$$$$$
What is the color of your room? 2 TONE
Do you have any siblings? NAH MAN I WISH THO
Do you have any pets? PIT
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? WELL WHAT STATE ARE WE TALKIN ABOUT CUZ YOU KNOW THERE'S DIFFERENT LAWS EVERYWHERE!
What is you middle name? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
What are you nicknames? LOLLIPOP-AND WELL NEVEMIND
Are you for or against gay marriage? NAH FUCK IT, WE ALL NEED LOVE. RIGHT?
What are your thoughts on abortion? ALOT. DO IF YOU WANT TO! IF YOU DON'T YOU DON'T THAT'S A WOMEN'S DECISION
Do you have a crush on anyone? YUP
Are you afraid of the dark? NAH
How do you want to die? GET SHOT IT'S SUFFICENT, QUICK, AND WELL U KNOW?
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 5
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? HELL YEA, WOULDN'T YOU?
What is the last law you̢۪ve broken? AHHHHHH . . NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: BLACK
Eye color: GREEN
Height 6FT OR TALLER
Weight 160+
Most important physical feature: EYES & WALLET
Biggest turn-off A NICE GUY
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About You...
Age
26
Birthplace
KONA,HAWAII
Current Location
SAC,CALI
Hair Color
BROWNWHIGHLIGHTS
Eye Color
DARK BROWN
Height
5,5
Heritage
HAWAIIAN & JAPANESE
Your fears
GOD
Your weakness
STRONG
Goal for today
MAKE MORE $ THEN YESTERDAY
Goal for this year
MAKE MORE $ THEN LAST YEAR
Lifetime goal
TO BE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE LAWYER
When do you want to get married?
WAS MARRIED FOR 10YRS. GOT DIVORCED LAST MONTH!
and to whom?
BABYDADDY/MY HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART
Ever been in love?
DEFINATLY!
Currently in love?
SOMETIMES, WHEN THEY ACT RIGHT!!
Do you think you are attractive?
I KNOW I..'M A GORGEOUS BITCH!!
Your best physical feature
MY KITTY KAT !
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi...
FUCK THAT!
gone skinny dipping...
THE OTHER NIGHT!
been beaten up...
WHEN THERE WAS MORE THEN 1 HELL YEA!
wanted to kill someone...
EVEN PLANNED IT-JK-
gone a week without MySpace...
YUP!
gone a week without TV...
AH, YUP IN MEXICO AT BOARDING SCHOOL
Who's the last person to...
kiss you...
MY BABYBOY RJ-the 1st one on my friends list!
say hi to you...
THE SECURITY GUARD
talk to you...
MY HOMIE
What's the last...
Time you cried?
WHEN I LOST MY DAWG!
Book you've read?
CLUB MAGAZINE
Store you've been in?
LIQUOR STORE TO GET A GRAPE SWISHER
Can you...
Dance?
I..'LL DANCE EVERY BITCH RIGHT OUT THE CLUB, TRUST!!
Speak a differenty language?
HAWAIIAN
Cook?
WHEN I..'M HIGH
Write w/ both hands?
WRITE WITH RIGHT, FIGHT WITH RIGHT
Whistle?
TRY
Finish the line...
If I had a...
TIME MACHINE
I would
GO BACK IN TIME
So I can
SEE MY LOVED ONES WHO HAVE LEFT ME-R.I.P FAMILY
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