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Simon

Life is a mystery... Everyone must stand alone!

About Me

Simon is a writer and freelance journalist. His work is mainly featured in the awesome 'Bent Magazine'. He is 25 and spends most of his time attached to his laptop trying to come up with pieces of genius, sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt.Simon also works on Fag & Hag Productions trying to come up with hilarious wit.Also check www.simonsavidge.com the site full of everything (well almost) that you might want to know about him!He wants to meet anyone and everyone, so say hello!

My Interests

Writing, music, socialising blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is amazing or fab!

Music:

Pop, pop, electro, rock, pop and maybe some more pop?

Movies:

Hmmm will think!

Television:

This Life (I know its not on anymore), Popworld, Big Brother any other reality s**t and the like, mainly stuff on Channel 4 too actually will think!

Books:

Oh too many to mention!

Heroes:

My Uncle Derek, and anyone who believes in themselves and makes the slightest difference to someones life for the better... god I sound like a sap!

My Blog

What I Want To Say About Bongy

As some of you will know 'Bongy' died a few weeks ago and it has broken my heart in more ways than I can say. So I will say it by putting on here the speech I gave at his funeral a few weeks ago... &n...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Who Dunnit?

Random day today not much has actually happened and yet lots of stuff seems to have happened which is a bit bizarre. Mr B woke me up this morning panicking about the interview he had today. I am highl...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

The New Desperate Housewife

Should frankly be me because I would be brilliant, I could be the one who goes to new levels of boredom and routine and goes crazy. Yes, the lack of sleep (awake at 3am, 4.30am, 5am and 6.30-8.30am) i...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:31:00 PST

History Boys & The Factory Girl

I have watched another two films one I was really disappointed with and the other I was really impressed with. (Yes it was Wednesday which meant that the DVD shop does everything under half price.) &...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

Like Pulling Teeth

I hate the dentist and I am starting to feel that way about the hospital now. I had to go to St Helier to get some of my disposable stitches out. Did they not dispose? No they bloody didn't and they w...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

Grip It Harder Joyce, Its Not a Strippers Cock

I have found a new joy in my life. It's called Suburban Shootout and has completely thrown my read a book a day scheme, as Mr B went and got me the whole of series one on DVD.   It all started l...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Visitors & Graham Greene

I have had two lovely visitors today. First to arrive was The Ex, he came with gifts they were orange juice, cat litter and some bog roll. Not the most exciting of gifts if you aren't me, I had howeve...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

I Was So Bored Today I Did This...

Yes I shaved my bonce, well it kept me entertained for a while!...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Bored of Being Bored

Oh my god for some reason today I have been totally bored. It had been wavering on the sidelines of boredom in my brain; I thought I had managed to keep it at bay. Sadly today I went a bit crazy. I ha...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST

Michelle & Simons Childrens Guide to Feminism & World War II

Not really the catchiest title to a book I think you will agree it could however be the title for Mitch and my joint venture for our children's book the project called 'COPL'. The reason (I don't want...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST