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About Me

I work in the big city. I have really bad grammar. I'm plain and dorky but confident. I like getting weird jobs... thats it.****** * * "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."~Thomas Jefferson*******"Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated." ~M. C. Reed__________"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. " ~Author Unknown ------------Blah blah blah, you get the point.

My Interests

Passion, fast cars, fast friends, pearls, knives, Romance, indulgence, textures, rich foods, dive bars, people watching, crafts, themes, schemes, dreams, Crocheting, Photography, nature, learning, laughing, cooking, baking, Vintage Pin-up girls, Vintage Cowgirls, Rock climbing, Hiking, puppets, Puppies, Flea Markets, old wind-up toys, antiques, ROBOTS . . . Listen, I like alot of things. Too many to list. Eat shit and come back later when you get hungry.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who gets me. Someone like me.

Music:

Birds, Harp, Socket Wrench, High Heels, nature,

Movies:

mostly timeless comedies, romantic classics, gore, cheesy horror, sci-fi, really bad movies, If its Black-N-White its for me, Silent Films, ZOMBIES

Television:

The Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasim, Strangers With Candy, Twilight Zone, Conan, The Daily Show, Passions, Days Of Our Lives, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, FARSCAPE, Wonder Shozen (aka The Kids Show), Outer Limits, News, 30 Rock, News, That Psychic lady with blond hair...

Books:

Shut UP, Stop Whining, and Get a Life!, Love and Its Place In Nature, Sacred Contracts, No More Fighting, No More Biting, Liberty and Justice, Wishy Washy, any Ray Bradbury, Best American Short Stories, The Section 8 Bible, Wine Made Simple, I Like You (Entertaining Under The Influence), Property Management For Dummies, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, Civilization And Its Discontents, I'll read anything even if it sucks. I like reading.

Heroes:

My friends, Chico Padre (a cat), Mr. Radio, Snoopy

My Blog

Baby Clip Art

I was looking for baby clip art for my step-sister's shower and this is what I found... Who's bright idea was this?!...
Posted by Rose on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

I was running through the field

I was running through the field, through the field one day. I was running through the field one day. Along came Jan and she was shiting in a can............................................... ...
Posted by Rose on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

Eric is blowing his armpit odor toward me...

"We're taking the bulletins off line for about an hour right now to fix them. They'll be back soon. :-)February 10, 2007 " This is the worst run Muli-Million dollars site ever....
Posted by Rose on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST

Level 10

Its a whole new level of sick. I can't stop puking and pooping now. I'm shaving my head and boiling my clothes. Someone go pick up my lamps for me tomorrow and go to work for me. :(
Posted by Rose on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Ooo me too

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Tiganoria http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Tiganoria
Posted by Rose on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Leeloo's Legacy

I really love my dog. She is like my little sister. I'm really sad lately because she is real sick and she won't get better. I remember when she was small enough to carry. Now she fits into my ...
Posted by Rose on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

STUPID, STUPID, SOOO STUPID!!!

Everything is stupid. that Is my new favorite word. I applied for a weekend position online. The company called me back 2 mins after I hit send only to find out the hiring manager is the daughter of m...
Posted by Rose on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

mommy would let me wear lip stick

1. What is your occupation? I dunno I work a cemetery taking orders for cremation and Interments. I'm a clerk.2. What color are your socks right now? HOT PINK!!3. What are you listening to ...
Posted by Rose on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

http://www.bighombre.net/tags/fights/video/35223/?p=7

http://www.bighombre.net/tags/fights/video/35223/?p=7 That really makes my day.
Posted by Rose on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

how do porcupines mate?