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T.K.O.J.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I enjoy the finer things. Like Warehouse voldka and monkeys riding tricycles. I make noises if the car radio isn't on. please dont call me Sir.

My Interests

Rollerbooting. old photos. Flickr.com. game shows. rotten food. useless info.

I'd like to meet:

amature anything. 35mm film. extra baggage. Sudoku masters. a postal worker. social drunks.

Music:

Radiohead. Interpol. the Streets. Stones. Strokes CD i found on the ground. rap circa 1985-1995. Bjork. Elvis. solo Beatles. Wu-Tang. MurderCityDevils. Willie Nelson. Death from Above 1979. The Faint. pretty much anything that makes me drink/dance/skate/____.

Movies:

Breaking away. Amelie. Night of the Creeps. Life is Beautiful. Evil Dead/AOD. Big Lebowski. Bubba Ho-Tep. Eternal Sunshine. Life Aquatic. Shawn of the Dead. What Do You Believe In? Seven. The Motorcycle Diaries. Mr. Mom. Episodes III and V. Tarnation. Fubar. The 40 Year Old Virgin (I cried). Superbad.

Television:

Disc/Hist/IFC/Sundance. Gameshow network. Aqua-Teen. Jeopardy. and ah...... the show with the asian people destroying themselves. I think its called Iron Chef.

Books:

An Underground Education- Stiff- Mu(t)an(t)s- Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary-

Heroes:

Widowed transsexual midgets going to night school while working 2 jobs to support their 4 kids, a parakeet, and a dog with diarrhea AND fleas.

My Blog

RAN-DUMB

By The Numbers 1. According to the Environment Agency of Britain, it is estimated that between 60 and 100 million condoms are improperly disposed of each year in the UK. (link) umm... so whats t...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST

Sooooooooooo. . today..

my day consisted of getting home from work at 8:30am. i then ate some cereal and put some medicine in my cats ear. went to sleep at 9:15am. woke up when my sister called me at 10am. woke up again when...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST

a billion little pieces

i'm bored as ish but somehow still pretty busy. i swear i'll finish the skate edit this weekend. i swear. BIG bachelor party friday night... . goin out to dinner with some dudes! . . . . hop...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:40:00 PST

how to fight a monkey... ..AND WIN!

How To Fight Monkeys. What should you do if you're surrounded by angry macaques? By Michelle TsaiPosted Monday, Oct. 22, 2007, at 6:59 PM ET The deputy mayor of New Delhi, India, fell off his balcon...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

peeeeeeeewwwwwww ..

you know what i hate about band-aids? they're always on the wrong finger. if i'm dialing a phone, its on my index finger flippin somebody off, my middle finger scratchin my butt, the ring finger pick...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

The art of nothing

im not sure what to say. or if there's anything i even need to say. when time stands still for even a moment it seems to restart at a silent crawl. i have this strange feeling like when you first ...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

theres crack in my seaweed

actually its the other way around . no better place to use an emoticon right! i woke up today and decided to go for a swim in the ocean. after about 10 minutes i got hit with a wave so hard i thought...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

random and dumb and making me glum

50% of separate monozygotic twins (identical) are female. in conjoined twins an overwhelming 77% are females. conjoined twins occur about 1 in every 100,000 live births.   now for some greek...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

tic tic tic tic tic tic tic . . how many tics is that?

ALOT i've managed to finish one book and start another (and buy a third). a couple more days till the floors at my moms house are done. the road rash on my left knee, right arm and right sho...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

PULL YER HEAD OUT OF YER A...

non-stop till i drop. every little thing, every impulse, idea, scam, part time work or book i can cram, is going down from now on. la vida es demasiado corta! Carpe Diem! Wo ie ni! blah blah blah...
Posted by T.K.O.J. on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST