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.miseriacordia.

only after disaster can we be resurrected.

About Me


HELLO my name is Aisha.
x also known as Putri, Aish, Pixie, Poot, Bitch and of course, miseriAcordia.
and formerly known as myspace.com/talithamalice
MY PROFILE IS HERE TO READ. SO READ IT FIRST BEFORE YOU ADD ME OR ASK ME QUESTIONS. And if you have a private profile, have the decency to message me first so I at least know who I'm adding.
:: I'm addicted to my sick self-loathing.
x the product of my envy, being insecure, my self-promoted flaws and the neverending need to compare myself with others.
I'm a bit of a walking contradiction.
My personality is fairly random . x i'm a bunch of different things put together.
Don't try to flatter me by telling me I'm hot, skinny, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous etc.
I'm none of those things and I never will be, I'm a flat-chested, unproportional hideous flabby troll, so shut the fuck up and stop the bullshit false flattery.
Thank you.
If you want to know more, ask me and I'll probably answer.

My Interests

GOOD
# art
# alcohol
# biting & scratching
# bitching & ranting
# black, white, red, purple...
# blood
# body adornment
# bones
# boots & chunky shoes
# cameras
# candy & chocolate
# cheese
# chicken
# cloudy days
# coffee
# cookies
# corsets ♥
# designing clothes
# drawing
# editing photos ♥
# eyeliner
# fishnet
# going out & hanging out with friends
# horror and macabre
# internet
# intimacy
# johnny depp ♥
# lace, satin, velvet & vinyl
# makeup
# money
# movies & music
# my friends
# nailpolish
# necklaces
# pallor
# photography & photoshop
# rain
# razorblades, scalpels & scissors
# serial killers
# sharp nails
# shisha
# skinnyness
# skirts
# stockings
# talking
# tea
# torture devices
# turkey
# vampires
BAD
@ airplanes
@ bugs
@ authority
@ boredom
@ censorship
@ dirtyness
@ dogs
@ eating
@ "emo"
@ exams
@ false flattery
@ gaining weight
@ heat
@ hiking
@ horses
@ humidity
@ labels
@ everything about my body!
@ my jealousy
@ overeating
@ overpriced things
@ PETA
@ pollution
@ public toilets
@ rap
@ spicy food
@ sports
@ sun
@ swimming
@ talking to teachers or adults
@ tans
@ traffic

I'd like to meet:

EMILIE AUTUMN & JOHNNY DEPP!!!!
artists. photographers. models. designers. good musicians. art lovers...

if you add me, and i deny you, don't bother trying to add me back. no means no. if i don't like you, it's not my fault you're uninteresting.

DO NOT ADD ME IF:
we have barely anything in common, you type or spell like an idiot, you didn't even bother reading my profile, you have no info on your profile for me to know anything about you.

(Wanna prove you've read up to here? Message me with the following: "I danced with penguins in plaid jackets and pink flamingoes in tuxedos. I also enjoy chocolate covered bunny feet wrapped in tortillas.")

FYI: just because you send me that, does not guarantee an add!! like i said, if you seem boring or unlike me in any way, nooooo addddd!!!

Now, you can feel free to message me, add me as a friend, or invite me to a group:

real eyes realise real lies.

Music:


& the 69 eyes
& a perfect circle
& agalloch
& agathodaimon
& agonoize
& amduscia
& android lust
& amon amarth
& anorexia nervosa
& arch enemy

& artrosis
& at the gates
& behemoth
& bella morte
& the birthday massacre
& bjork
& the black dahlia murder
& bleeding through
& blutengel
& carpathian forest
& cindergarden
& combichrist
& cradle of filth
& the cranberries
& cruxshadows
& the cure
& dark funeral
& dark tranquility
& deadstar assembly
& deftones
& devildriver
& diary of dreams
& dimmu borgir
& the distillers
& the dresden dolls
& .."5"emilie autumn
& the faint
& garbage
& the gathering
& the goo goo dolls
& h.i.m.
& hocico
&a in flames
& in slaughter natives
& jack off jill
& katatonia
& k.m.f.d.m.
& korn
& lacrimosa
& lacuna coil
& lamb of god
& leave's eyes
& london after midnight
& marilyn manson
& massive attack
& mew
& mindless self indulgence
& ministry
& mogwai
& moonspell
& morbid angel
& murderdolls
& my dying bride
& my ruin
& nightwish
& nine inch nails
& nirvana
& oasis
& old man's child
& opeth
& orgy
& placebo
& psyclon nine
& radiohead
& rasputina
& red hot chilli peppers
& rotting christ
& scarling
& setherial
& the sins of thy beloved
& sirenia
& sisters of mercy
& skinny puppy
& slipknot
& smashing pumpkins
& society hates
& SOURpuppet
& stained glass incubus
& suicide commando
& summoning
& switchblade symphony
& tamtrum
& theatre of tragedy
& tiamat
& tristania
& type o negative
& velvet acid christ
& wednesday 13
& within temptation
& wumpscut

Movies:


% along came polly
% american history x
% big fish
% the butterfly effect
% constantine
% corpse bride
% donnie darko
% edward scissorhands
% eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
% .."7"fight club
% ginger snaps
% gothika
% the hot chick
% house on haunted hill
% the illusionist
% interview with the vampire
% the lord of the rings trilogy
% mean girls
% meet the parents
% meet the fockers
% the nightmare before christmas
% requiem for a dream
% saw
% secret window
% thirteen
% underworld
% v for vendetta
% wedding crashers
% wicker park
% without a paddle

Television:


# CSI NY (and the other two as well)
# the simpsons
# south park
# scrubs
# house
# grey's anatomy
# heroes

Books:


$ interview with the vampire
$ speak
$ the curious incident of the dog in the night-time
$ the lovely bones
$ clockwork orange
$ go ask alice

Heroes:

* emilie autumn ♥
* johnny depp
* little jimmy urine [msi]
* amanda palmer [dresden dolls]
* dita von teese
* marilyn manson

...and my lovely friends...
+ alice.
+ mich.
+ richard.
+ nate.
+ wes.
+ nikki.
+ jess.
+ lil.
+ maiya.
+ rick.
+ callum.
+ adam.
+ evan.
+ josh.

I ♥ YOU ALL!!!

My Blog

save me.

I'm currently enduring a heinous family reunion that my parents decided to have to celebrate their 20 year anniversary. I'm bored. And awkward. My AC is going crazy and so my room is really hot but it...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

friday night: drinks. dancing. & a pedophile.

Friday night was a lot of fun even though it started pretty shitty. I had to go to an acquaintance's 17th birthday party. I thought I was going to die of awkwardness and boredom. I only knew the birth...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

I love Crime Library.

I'm bored and should be asleep or doing something school related but I'm too captivated by crimelibrary.com Wow, the amount of fucked up people in this world is astounding... Fritz Haarmannhttp://www....
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

procrastination & pictures

I'm a notorious procrastinator. I should be doing my AP Lit & Comp hw. Oh well, I'm nearly done, plus I have honor pass twice tomorrow. Yawn. Anyways. Here's some photos from Tuesday. Oh and seein...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

[ s i c k ]

God I feel like shit. I'm sick. I have a horrid cold and wondrous runny nose and my stomach feels all bloated and queasy. Yum. Oh and I hate weddings and food. And being sick sucks too. Grrr I should ...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:05:00 PST

Shkool.

Gross I'm back in school. I'm actually in my free period right now which blows since it's MAD boring. I need to replace it with a class. Sounds crazy yea? But really, this is fucking dull. Ho hum...So...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST

people like this make me sad.

THIS CHICK IS SO ANNOYING IN ALL HER RIDICULOUS STUPIDITY. See the little argument we just had a while ago. (it's color coded, I'm purple, she's brown, because brown is nasty) hey did you see what fre...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:41:00 PST

this world needs to be rid of idiocy.

Well it seems like this world is overflowing with dumbasses. Check this dumbshit out. She hasn't stolen my art (yet) but she's left some pretty moronic notes on my website tagboard. She seems to get a...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

fucking art thieving BITCH!

http://www.fotolog.com/sathanik_gothik_ This girl is a stupid fucking lying cunt bitch who should just kill herself and rid the world of retarded dipshits. She's stolen a bunch of my artwork, and rape...
Posted by .miseriacordia. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST