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Nate

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About Me

Hm, where to begin. for starters i am limited to only seven fingers (the other six were lost in an unimportant event involving a bear and a 'honey-bee field work suit'... oh, and an exceptionally unhappy koala.) I'm missing a couple of toes, not to mention teeth from constant tai bo tournaments, and participating in carnival boxing matches hosted by freaks awaiting brain-donations such as Ozzy Osbourne, Barney the Purple Dinosaur and George W. Bush. I have a slight hunch in my back from a birth defect, one of my legs is slightly shorter than the other, i had a kidney stolen on my fourteenth birthday, my eyebrows vigorously connect, my shoulders are fiercely disproportionate from a freak accident in being the designated driver for an entourage of angry drunken pandas, i proudly wear an eyepatch, i skip every second word in oral speech, and i was tragically born without a personality... Anything else? hm. aside from being afflicted with a barbarically contagious form of melignant disease, and having a twin/tumor that shares my biological carapace (whom i rightfully launched a law suit against for assault & battery) guess thats about all... I think i'm about to sneeze... do you REALLY want to add me now? ... uh... is that a taser you're charging...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley... and John Nash...

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