The boy with the golden fleece

About Me

Me? What do you want to know about me?I'm a prick. That's for sure. Fairly articulate, or so I like to think. Bright enough to keep myself out of trouble half the time.But then again, just barely bright enough to generally get myself into more trouble than I can handle.But there's something to be said for trouble.I'm a storyteller. There's that much. I can weave a yarn a mile wide and twice as thick. I love stories, there's something about a good story that can move mountains.Or just move someone's ire off of you for long enough to step out the side door.Not that I'd ever lie to get out of trouble. See the thing about being a storyteller, is that storytelling is supposed to be a kind of lying. But personally I see it as a kind of truth-telling. It's all a matter of perspective, so just cock your head to the side, cross your eyes, bite your lower lip until it hurts and you'll see things my way.Now while you're doing that, I'm just gonna see what's on the other side of this door here.....

My Interests

I have plenty'o'interests. let's see... Drawing (I'm not professional but it's nice to create something I can be proud{ish} of) Read (Voraciously) Fuck (Just as voraciously) Drink (Like a 14 year old girl) (Or a 67 year old Wino) Smoke (Sissy cloves, and sometimes pot, but I'm laying off that one for now) Play games (All shapes, sizes, and colors) And all those other things people normally do to keep themselves from paying attention to anything that bores, irritates, saddens, infuriates or otherwise spoils their carefully preserved mood of indifference.

I'd like to meet:

a legion of undead dinosaurs to do my bidding. You'd better get on it.I had more pictures here, of some of my other friends, but this is my room mate. No, it's not his dress, but it is his figure.

Music:

I have odd taste in music. I used to have a list of favorites, top 5 top 3 top 10 whatever. But it's hard. I like music alot. I'll tell you this much, a few of my favorite songs: Sympathy for the Devil: Rolling Stones Baba O'Reily: The Who Highwayman: Loreena McKennitt Overkill: Colin Haye Mack The Knife: (I like alot of versions, it's my personal theme song) and many..many...many more.

Movies:

I don't watch TV at all, so all I've got is movies. Lots of movies, of all kinds. Pulp Fiction, Death to Smoochie, Thankyou For Smoking, Lucky Number Slevin, Jurassic Park(s), Equilibrium, Boondock Saints, the list goes on and on.There's alot others I'm a huge movie fan.

Television:

I don't watch Tv, but for an ego boost, here's what this website said about me:I am worth $2,853,090 on HumanForSale.com

Books:

I love to read. Some of my favorites i suppose, let's see....I LOVE Neil Gaimon and Terry Pratchett, probably my 2 favorite writers. Orson Scott Card, one of the most gifted storytellers of our day as well... 1984-george orwell Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth Series H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu Mythos I did enjoy Atlas Shrugged once, but now I can't stand how preachy she is. I enjoyed Dan Brown's books, but then, who didn't? Plus anything related to Wizards of the Coast, or old school White Wolf I read over and over.

Heroes:

I don't really go in for heroes. The point of a hero is to inspire you to be better, and I'm already perfect.Not really, but I mean, who am I supposed to try to be like? I prefer to figure it out myself. But there's plenty of people I admire. Alot. But that's for another time....