Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges

About Me

I am male and am not gay...of course i can be at times if you would like that.I can't spell and wont take lessons, i hate people who are hateful people and believe in having fun no matter if its at my expense or yours, but mostly mine because then i wont feel bad.I will do anything once and if i like it might even do it again.I can be your best friend or your worst enemy and sometimes both at the same time.I can be professional and unprofessional as dictated by half the things i do.I am an indepenedent contractor, volunteer, and work for two well known businesses in the state of nebraska.I can get you out trouble as well as get you into trouble.GO HERE AND SIGN UP AND DON'T HOLD BACK http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

My Interests

I am generally interested in interesting things that im interested in. If its fun or has fun potential it will definately spark my interest. I like playing in burning houses, wrecked vehicles, and other disasters of all sorts and am certified to do so. I also like teaching, cooking, and shannanigins.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

I'd like to meet:

If you have two legs a mouth and can take the crap your flinging then i just might like to meet you. If you are uptight, a total b to the itch, or anything close you might not want to meet me because for some damn reason you will be attracted to me in a hate-hate sorta way.If you are not comfortable or too comfortable with conversing with me I'd like to meet you too.I would really like to meet your dog. Just be prepared to loose the bitch.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

Music:

Anything that doesn't include boys and bands or boy bands. They scare me. I also play my own at times. For a complete listing of mind blowing tunes you'll have to ask.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

Movies:

If they are free I am so there, even if they are the crappiest in the world I can make them fun.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

Television:

I own a few and on some occasions get to watch one.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

Books:

I read these as long as they have pictures and if they only have pictures then they are my favorite kind.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

Heroes:

Some are overrated and others are underrated. What exactly is a hero??? If you can answer this you might be my hero.http://groups.myspace.com/comicalcory

My Blog

Bad Party Ideas

So I know this guy, hell, maybe its me who knows well anyways he goes to a party gets drunk and some idiot pisses him off so he walks out the front door and he pees right in front of him not caring. N...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

Crazy Fun Rides

So i am getting off of work traveling down the highway going as fast as the limit and wearing my seatbelt like i always do when BAMMMMM... My car starts fish tailin and all of a sudden i do a 1...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

Cup of Water

Well about a week ago the first employee suffered the pleasure of getting hit with a cup of water by a cup cleaverly placed above the door three employees later and the cup is still winning. Just goes...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:59:00 PST

Just Because I can

If your going to school are you going because you were told by someone you had too. If so if you don't want to do something then why the hell are you doing it? Sure there are jobs for uneducated peopl...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

A girls slot

So i was at work and someone wanted more pennies and i brought them to her and she told me to stick it in her slot. I said ok ill stick them in your slot and proceeded with putting pennies in her slot...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

Cat Piss Guy

Well tonight after work i nailed a kid on his way home with a ballon that was full of something that smelled like cat piss. I told him it was filled with catpiss and he was like howd you do that and i...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

Get what you want

For all of you who never get your way I ask did you really try??? I want something I'm going to get it and I'm not taking no for an answer and either should you. Alltel had the nerve to tell me I can...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:47:00 PST

Water Fight

Damned if it didn't happen again...and damned if the lot was really crappy and dirty. Damn kids and lets do it again...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

Dick and a cup

Well a customer asked if we did refills and me being the all knowing one said i dont know but for you ill do it. I bring it out and think i screwed it up so i ask him to check the drink to make sure i...
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

The Moon

When you think youve seen everthing at work there is always someone there to do it one better and to the ass man i salute you. Ive never been mooned at work but you did one hell of a show.
Posted by Warning: May Cause Uncontrollable Urges on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:58:00 PST