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Sexy Llama

I'm a Sexy Llama and Completely Untreatable!

About Me


You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts any strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?
You Are Red Orange
You are a very genuine person, although it takes a while for you to show the true you.
A bit introverted, you desire respect and affection from those close to you.
You are quite empathetic, and you have a true concern for the well being of others.
Many people have warm, heartfelt memories of you - even if you don't remember them well. What Color Red Are You?
You are Ocean Blue
You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded.
You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat. What Color Blue Are You?
You Are Grape
You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?
You Are Cameo
You are understanding and very empathetic.
You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend.
And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together. What Color Orange Are You?

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My Interests

writing, singing, dancing, painting, scrapbooking, drawing, reading, making people laugh, learning new things, forgetting bad habits

I'd like to meet:

David Duchovny. We've been dating for 10 years now and I think it's time he knows it.

Music:

I like all kinds of music. I love Dave Matthews Band, Cake, NIN, Tori Amos, and Cher.

Movies:

Learn the Lyrics to the Llama Song! NOW!



This is an educational video and should only be used in the manner prescribed by your psychotherapist or otherwise psychotic person who may actually be the next-door neighbor you saw on America's Most Wanted last Saturday I had a birthday party for my toothbrush and I cried because it's five now so it'll have to start kindergarten where it'll learn to draw and sing the llama song because it's educational and anatomically correct unlike Al Gore.

Television:

I like Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, Days of Our Lives, Scrubs, and Mad TV.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King: the Dark Towers series was my favorite. I read a little bit of everything... once again, I'll read it as long as it doesn't suck. I'm all about self-help books... "if you won't help yourself, no one can help you."

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sexy Llama
Birthday: 01/27
Birthplace: dryden
Current Location: iowa
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: bronze
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right-handed
Your Heritage: irish-russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: tin roof sundae
Your Fears: rabid squirrels
Your Perfect Pizza: black olives and white onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: staying sane!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: why did i put the alarm clock all the way over there?
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't know... but then i wouldn't if it's missing
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew... dark colas are evil!
MacDonalds or Burger King: yuck and yuck! :p
Single or Group Dates: i never said that i even date!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuck and yuck again! :p
Chocolate or Vanilla: both at the same time!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both at the same time!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes... especially while driving
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: no... shower one day, take a bath the next
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i am in college
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: always!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm a sexy llama!
Are you a Health Freak: what?
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: i did one time at band camp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no... wait, yes, but prescription drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no... okay yes, as a teenager i stole the book "Buddha's Little Instruction Book"... talk about an oxymoron!
How do you want to Die: burning and screaming in pain! what the hell kind of question is that?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: toothbrush!
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: either... as long as his hair is not longer than mine!
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter... as long as it's clean and covers all essential areas
Number of Drugs I have taken: none... unless prescription and even then, maybe
Number of CDs I own: who cares?
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

My Blog

Exciting News!

Tomorrow, I will be meeting Gov. Vilsack.  He has requested a meeting with all biotechnology students.  This is so exciting!  We have no idea what the meeting is about or who all is go...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

No, Seriously...

Well, it's the beginning of the end. For those of you who don't know, I started working in the school's biotech lab last month.  I've learned a lot of exciting and new things.  The lab is li...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

How to Pollute Your Thought Process!

This is the start of my all new and extremely infomative "how-to" series!  And as an added bonus, it's absolutely free! What makes me such an expert, you may wonder.  Well, I wonder that, to...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

Oh No! Not Again!

I swear this happens once a year, and I'm getting sick and tired of it!  Everywhere I go, it's there!  It scares me because it's so inescapable!  It's even on MySpace! When will it en...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

I'm Human, Get Over It!

Just because I can't remember every craptastic detail from my textbooks does not, and I do repeat, does not make me stupid.  And I definitely will not be made to feel that way. If you can remembe...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

School's Back!

Yesterday was my first day of spring term!  I wasn't very excited, at first.  But then I went to my Cell and Molecular Biology class, and I got really excited!  So excited that I had t...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

Mad World Lyrics

All around me are familiar facesWorn out places, worn out facesBright and early for their daily racesGoing nowhere, going nowhereAnd their tears are filling up their glassesNo expression, no expressio...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

It's THAT Time of Year!

As a few of you may have noticed, I have changed my profile, picture, and name!  For those of you who don't know what the heck that "thing" is, watch the movie Donnie Darko. Anyways, you may thin...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

Scorpios Have All the Fun!

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your morning grumpiness and sluggishness will vanish soon, when you discover that the problem was just using the wrong type of deodorant soap. Soon you'll be stepping ou...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

Christmas Lyrics!

Rocking Around the Christmas Tree   Rocking around the Christmas treeat the Christmas party hopMistletoe hung where you can seeevery couple tries to stopRocking around the Christmas tree,let the...
Posted by Sexy Llama on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST