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MissTress

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About Me


--Taking Sardonic brash humor to a whole new level!

My Interests

History, Culture, Philosophy, Human Behaviorism, Theology, Mythology, Anthropology, Physiology, BDSM, Gothic, Culinary, Cigars, Seduction, Power Exchange, Business, Human Sexuality, Sociology, Cultures, Useless Facts, Comedy, Music. I enjoy anything from having a beer and watching a game, to going to the symphony or theatre.

I'd like to meet:

Check out my New Site lmfaoblog.com

Music:

Check out my music! Ya, can you believe it! I actually compose and arrange movie scores in my off time! Click on my alter ego to see the other side of me!

My Other Side

Movies:

Memento, Kung Fu Hustle, Anything with Gene Kelly, Crank, Beerfest, Hero, Life of Brian, Snatch, Layer cake, Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels, Sean of the Dead, V for Vendetta, Serenity, 40 year old Virgin, Edward Scissorhands, Secretary, Beetlejuice, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

Drawn Together, Family Guy, South Park, Heroes, Robot Chicken, Desperate Housewives, Nip/Tuck, Venture Brothers, the tick....I love tvland old skool shows.

Books:

The Virtue of Selfishness, Alchemy of the Mind, Great Ideas, How to write a Screenplay, Mind Hacks, Wired Magazine, This is your Brain on Music to name a few I am currently reading.

Heroes:

Anyone who is not afraid to be what they want to be

My Blog

Dating for the Dumbass

I have decided to answer some of Dr. T Brad's hard hitting questions for shits and giggles. You should check him out, he is definitely crazy enough to be called a friend of mine! http://www.myspace.co...
Posted by MissTress on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

To Everyone Who Wished me Well!

I want to thank each and everyone who sent me good birthday wishes and get well soon cards. It truely is speeding my recovery! Everyone of the well wishes made my birthday special. It is giving me mot...
Posted by MissTress on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST

6-6-6...Just another reason to close the banks?

Interview with a Demon   by Unknown Journalist   So 6.6.6 is coming up, any plans?   Yeah!  It is a holiday you know, just another excuse for the system to have to take a break.&nb...
Posted by MissTress on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

News Article on Jesus discovery?

Jesus Bones recently discovered? Unbelievable or Infallible, depends on your religion! June 4th 2006 By Judy Scareit Could it really be the prince of the christian religion?  The very bones that ...
Posted by MissTress on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Dan Brown! We know you are hiding the Holy BigMac!

With the Da Vinci code movie coming out I have been asked many questions about how I found the holy grail. Well I went on a journey to find it after researching and finally cracked the ancient code of...
Posted by MissTress on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:58:00 PST

Myspace Jesus Postcards!

So I created some new postcards to use for myspace! I continually make them so keep updated on new ones! These are free for everyone to use! Some maybe offensive to some, hilarious to others! Oh t...
Posted by MissTress on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:56:00 PST

To those In Seattle and everyone who has had a friend!

If there is anything I have learned in life it is life is the only thing that can present how fagile mortality is.  After dealing with many of my friends, network and group of friends I get a cal...
Posted by MissTress on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

Dear Atlanta......

Dear Atlanta, Why must you forsake me so?  My lust for you is endless! You are the warmest yet cruelest mistress I have ever had!  The way you tease me and an entice me with great economical...
Posted by MissTress on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:45:00 PST

Atlanta's Visitors Guide

I was sent this but I rewrote alot of it to fit atlanta a bit better in my sarcastic view..... This is a public announcement for anyone near, in or has possibly been through Atlanta.Atlanta is compose...
Posted by MissTress on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:33:00 PST

A senseless rant by yours truely!

Do you ever stop to think...Out loud...Then start arguing with yourself...Then get upset because you start personally attacking yourself...Then lose the argument...Then what? The only thing after that...
Posted by MissTress on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:59:00 PST