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About Me

Once upon a time, when dragons ruled the Earth and humans were rare elusive creatures that wore loin cloths and ate their own bodily waste, there was a tree. This tree was named Timothy, for reasons the poo-eating humans didn't know or particularly care about. One day Timothy touched a young member of the human clan known as "The Buh-ma-huuu". Some speculating humans suspected the local pedophile, but they were quickly silenced. And then killed. Brutally. Then fed to dogs.
Anyway, this young girl, known as Muu-hula-fatuma, gained a strange talent. Anything she touched turned magical. She would touch a tree, it'd turn into a magical tree. If she touched water, it'd turn instantly clean. If she touched a skunk, the little bastard would spray her and the Buh-ma-huu family hut would stink for days afterwards. One day, she touched a cliff, and was killed by a rockslide.
Timothy - and the local pedophile - mourned the loss of his friend. Before long, he had the genius idea of using his magic to implant her powers and memories into another human. So he carefully selected Tuula-tonyama-uggabagoo, the strongest, fittest, fastest, and most well endowed of the human clans, luring him in with naked photos of Christina Ricci, and stuck one long, serrated, incredibly sharp, very wide branch into his rectum.
The resulting human was known as Fatuma-tonyama. But he died, mysteriously, just seven days after the memory implant. The only clue as to the cause of his death was a severely lacerated sphincter and a few leaves found in his anus.
However, seven days after his death, his body turned into an egg, and on that egg the words "Fatuma-Tonyama" glowed with seven letters glowing brighter and redder than the others, and in a thousand centuries that egg would hatch to bring joy and peace to the world, and during that wait those seven letters glowed bolder and brighter each day - "Fat Tony".
I am Fat Tony, predominantly a student but also a beatboxer, writer, part-time shop assistant, and somehow juggler of a happy relationship and a decent social life. I get called narcissistic fairly often which I guess is true, in a laid-back and lazy kind of way. I'm chilled and outgoing, always open to meeting new people, have a loud and cheeky sense of humour, and love each and every one of my friends.
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<3 TnT, 22/02/2008 - forever <3

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Me beatboxing in Orlando and being awesome

Whew, is it really 2009?OK, so it's been 2009 for a long time. I just haven't had time to update this blog thing I occasionally nurture.Anyway, before I start rambling, I'll get to the point. This blo...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:04:00 GMT

Ukeboxing

Wow, I haven't written here in a fair while.I'll try whack a proper blog type thing up soon, but for now I just want to share a video with you.I got my brand spanking new ukulele not too long ago and ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Bottlebox

Blogging is a funny thing y'know. You should theoretically only post when you have something interesting to say, otherwise it'll be boring, but to keep people reading you need to update often.That str...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:12:00 GMT

Homesick, Heartbeats, and Heat

I can be rather perplexing sometimes.Need proof of this?Then you're an impossibly picky fool who should accept that I know myself relatively well.But after calling you that and possibly slapping you I...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT

"Meme-time"

1. My uncle once a nice home in the country.2. Never in my life have I seen such madness!3. When I was five I wasn't six.4. High school was high. Low school was low.5. I will never forget that thing. ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT

Fat Tonys beatboxer profile

Check out my beatboxer profile on beatbox.be!And before you ask, yes, it is hard being as awesome as me I've also slightly adjusted my MySpace profile.... the simple reason is that I was fed up with t...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Introducing TnT

As you can well imagine, dating a beatboxer has it's perks. There's a common interest shared, there's very few moments of boredom and silence, and you get to do cool crazy things as a duo.So, I presen...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:20:00 GMT

No matter how hard you try...

"No matter how hard you try..." ....you just can't look cool when you're carrying vegetables. You can strut, you can bowl down the street, you can walk with a swagger, it still won't help. You just ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:27:00 GMT

Easter - An X-Rated (Eggs-Rated?) Festival?

Y’know, Easter really strikes me sometimes.Then I slap the bastard back and we go into a random and brutal fight.But seriously, it’s a really rather intriguing festival, one which has almo...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Funny stuff for you

Here's something for you all to enjoy.(First up, thanks James and Richard for recommending this guy to me)Pablo Francisco is a beatboxing comedian, and one of the funniest guys I've seen in a long lon...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:40:00 GMT