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Jodacious

Horny and lonely, he said, staring at his hands.

About Me

Who cares? I certainly don't care about YOU.

My Interests

I'm all about humping dining tables

I'd like to meet:

People I already know, everyone else is a loser.Haha!.....loser

Television:

Only two types of men wear Hawaiin T-shirts: gays and big, fat party-animals. And you don't look like a Hawaiin to me.

Books:

Yeah, I should read more.

Heroes:

dykes

My Blog

artist needed!

So, I know I've barely written any blogs lately and the last two have been pretty boring... but, well, this one's not going to be any better.The reason for this is, I have been, and still am, working ...
Posted by Jodacious on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

popular

My myspace blog has 15 more hits than my myspace page.  Does that mean my writing is more attractive than I am?  People are more interested in my words than my face?  It's all very biza...
Posted by Jodacious on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST

new job

    I got called today!  I've been a bum for the past... i dunno, six months?  maybe more?  I've had no income since, uhhh, the end of feburary, i think.  Ok.  ...
Posted by Jodacious on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

Advice for the Living

Staying alive can be a difficult thing. In these crazy, topsy-turvy times, it can be difficult to realize if any given act may end up prolonging your life or ending it. Sometimes you may be unsure o...
Posted by Jodacious on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

A Word to the Wise

I spent a week with my brother during my southern california tour.  I met some of his friends and we went to a local party. A word to the wise: women are impressed by a man who can dance....
Posted by Jodacious on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:22:00 PST

Sweet Home California

My sister got married 12 days ago.  How nuts is that?! I came to town just for the wedding.  My first trip back to the States in over two years.  I'm still in cali now.  I even tri...
Posted by Jodacious on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:49:00 PST

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty!!!

We threw a huge party at my new place with my female roommates last weekend. It was great. My roommates made tons of food and snacks, we had a DJ (who sucked but he made people laugh by rapping into...
Posted by Jodacious on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:29:00 PST

The Move

Since college Ive lived with my brother, followed by the abominable regularman (huge, bulky mass of a human who had no sense of his own body weight, no competence for cleaning up after himself, and v...
Posted by Jodacious on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:19:00 PST

New Year's Resolutions

1. Quit spanking my monkey. 2. Quit spying on my neighbors. 3. Quit spanking my monkey while spying on my neighbors. 4. Return my monkey to the wild where he belongs, once his butt isn't so soar. ...
Posted by Jodacious on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:08:00 PST

Oh how the Fake Friends roll in

What is with all the random people that wanna be my friend?  I got a request last week from some random chick, so I sent her a message and asked what caused this sudden, overwhelming desire to ...
Posted by Jodacious on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:54:00 PST