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Mr Internet

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

After graduating from a college in New York City I found myself in the "Teach for Oakland" program. But don't let the day job fool you, I'm trying to eke out a new living as a professional bowler. And when not working on my game I like to travel, though I haven't spent much time anywhere, really... especially Europe--I never ran with the bulls in Pamplona, but I did get to race some sheep across a road in Redding. But those days seem so far in the past. All I remember is that sheep-racing grows a powerful hunger in a young man and these days I satisfy my hunger with "Campbell's Chunky Soup".... But if any of ya'll ever want to mix up my diet and take me to Taco Bell or Sizzler, just let me know.

My Interests

Teaching, reading, sexual kung fu, finding rich women on the internet, playing "Pop and Drop"

I'd like to meet:

A sugar mama to put me through grad school and buy me new pants... or someone that will let me use his/her profile to add comments to myself.

Music:

Isley Brothers; Teddy Pendergrass; Barry White; Earth, Wind and Fire; Fleetwood Mac

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Caddyshack, Wedding Crashers,

Television:

5th Wheel, Price is Right, Three's Company

Books:

Last books read: Catch 22, Everybody Poos, Naked, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

Don King