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Jesus H Peck

About Me

What . . . i'm a hoe and you know you want me . . ooooo is that peanutbutter?? WHO FOUND THIS VIDEO BELOW OF ME??!!??!! I WAS TOTALLY DRUNK BUT DAAAANG I SOUND GOOD!!!!!Who knew that they would make a movie starring MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!EYE have a SURprise for you in my panties!! MyGen Profile GeneratorDont forget to fucing moisturise!And now for a glimpse into my personal life!! That BATCH JACKIE!!!And now ive found my future person to date and hump and then dumpAnd yes! that smell is MEEEEEE baby MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! So take a big ol wiffy poo!!!!!

My Interests

Shit, hell if i know. What eva you into i guess but i aint that freaky. . . ok ok ill lick yo toes but with a condum on my toungue.

I'd like to meet:

Yo momma!! Oh wait i did . . . last nite so i guess yo daddy. Shit i know him too from two days ago, and we are reeeeaaaal close (wank wank). So i guess just . . . NEXT!!OOOO and dont forget about my boy toy Melvin:

Music:

What eva gets you in the mood baby. OOOoooo oo oooo you got any of that freaky techno shit, yea that really gets me wet!!!!

Movies:

Yea ive been in them befo but aint nothin like the real and raw thang to keep me going. Oh and if you in the movie store then look me up under "Big Berthas" or "Larger than Life" or "Yo Tittys, My Mouf" and oh my fav "Big Mammas wit Big Daddas Church Style" yea thats a good one!!

Television:

Ummmm i thinks its channel 469 to see my gurl CanDDy with double Ds!!!! Yea baby thats my GURL!!!!! I showd it to her n everything to do so she learned it from me baby ME!!!!

Books:

So i like to read those Harry Potter books for when i have to take a shit, they really bring it out of me. And then for when the sex gets bad and im just laying there then i like to flip through "Shit n Sex" mag and "Shit While I Cum" mag and "Toy" mag for my next investments.

Heroes:

Heroes . . . Oh my god like that lady who did "Deep Throat" is Amazing!!!!! She could fit like 29 feet down her god dam throat!!!!!! I will be like her soon just five more feet and then im there, god help me!!!!!!

My Blog

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Yet another encounter with an incompetent fool that walks among the human race.I will stop posting these obscene blogs about idiotic people when i stop coming across them in my life. (that says a lot ...
Posted by Jesus H Peck on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:01:00 PST

Oil Change @ freakin f-in Walmart!!

So, i needed an oil change in my car. I also needed some steering fluid because i could hear it wining bad when i was turning corners. So i decided that i would take my car into Walmart because i need...
Posted by Jesus H Peck on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:13:00 PST