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Timmay - Guitar
Grover - Guitar
Travis - Vocals
Brian - Drums
Zach - Bass
Patrick Bateman: Do you like the band Dorcia?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
We love The Spotlight Syndicate, Twice, eighttimesover, Fall Silent, December, Existence, Conscender, Ashton, Stamp Collection Suicide, SteveDave, Thoughts Killing Me, A Moments Loss, Ahriman, The Swamp Donkey, Tate La Bianca, XCrucial AttackX, XunconqueredX, Xlast standingX, Relic, Everyonedies, Not By Birth, Mindvice, seveneyes, Darkwaters, With Passion, Stars Are Falling, All Day Drive, Dog Assasin, A Fatal Farewell, Pascal, Never Back Down, Sky Bleeds Red, FATE 13...
To hear music from the members of Dorcia's old band TSF go to Pure Volume - The Savior Fuse ....IF YOU WISH (OR DESIRE). We have VEGANS, Vegetarians, Edgers, ATHIESTS, Agnostics, and Mea-gans, and now a Christian in this rock force...so we have a little bit for everyone...

My Interests

Atheism, Veganism, TATTOO'S, Straightedge, Sell-outs, Bros and Dudes, Blind Onion, Bangkok Cuisine, The Moon, xphotocorex, Nick No-Town Forneris, PF Changs, DISTINCT INK TATTOO's, The Sun, Starbucks Coffee, Vans, 24 HOUR FITNESS (curls and shit brah), The Bodhi Tree...and of course...Lane-ish and Richard!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Even you. George W would be fun to meet so I could kick him in the balls

Music:

If you really care about this AIM one of us, vegancarnage324, xsilentsecretx...then we can just talk about it.

Movies:

American Psycho, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Big Lebowski, American Beauty, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Van Wilder, Seven, Dogma, Office Space, Mindwalk, Memento, Kingpin, Star Wars, The Life Of David Gale, Shakespeare In Love, Love Actually, The Girl Next Door, Dumb and Dumber, Swingers....etc.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, CSI, Beavis and Butthead, Headbangers Ball, The Weather Channel, Discovery Science Channel...

Books:

Sacred Cows and Golden Geese, Specious Science, The Cruel Deception, Evolution, A Brief History Of Time, Origins, Fast Food Nation, The Da Vinci Code...

Heroes:

VEGAS MIKE, Travis Stewart, Dave Masceranas, Richard Wylie, Brian Boydstun, Lane Roberts, Tom Hill, Kraig Morgan and Ashton, Glen Lemon, Aaron Grover-Core, Levi Watson and Fall Silent, Mark Moots and The Swamp Donkey, B and Obscured, Chris Payne, James of the James Show, Sir Isaac Newton, Galileo, Copernicus, Sell Outs and Edge Kids, Amy Fist, Jim Williams and all of Twice, Jim Booth and Uplifted, Dr. Ray Greek, Ralph Nader, The Leakey Family, Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Peter Singer, ANY and EVERY ATHEIST, everyone that has ever come to one of our shows...you are our heroes!!! VEG-XXX

My Blog

Fuckin' Brilliant...If You Voted For Him, You Are Officially An Idiot

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."- George W. Bush"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."- George W. Bush"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any ...
Posted by Dorcia on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

HOLYGROUNDS is total shit....in a bad way...

We were supposed to play Marysville this weekend with our good friends in At Dawn. We found out this morning that the Pastor of the church cancelled the show because he didn't like At Dawns logo (the ...
Posted by Dorcia on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST

Just a Suggestion...

Just a suggestion George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; He has run a budget surplus into a severe d...
Posted by Dorcia on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST

Ponder...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the first place? ...
Posted by Dorcia on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:19:00 PST

Yaweh Rules.

when you really think about it, it makes an infintely greater amount of sense to regard the development of life on earth as a product of random chance than a product of some divine hand intervening in...
Posted by Dorcia on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:32:00 PST

Is The Word "FUCK" Ever Acceptable To Use...?

WHEN IS THE WORD FUCK perfectly acceptable? I think there are only 10 times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 10. "What the @..$% do...
Posted by Dorcia on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:32:00 PST

Darwin Awards....

Message Board > thread 11 views 0 replies Darwin awards- Long By: wolfpack on 9/8/2005 11:11:30 AM Subject: 2005 Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time of the year ag...
Posted by Dorcia on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:21:00 PST

Funeral For A Friend

The FFAF is going to be amazing, I can already tell just by listening to one song...     Love, Travis
Posted by Dorcia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I KNew It!!!!

Everyday Antimatter Antimatter - a mirror image of matter - is an idea so revolutionary that even its discoverer initially feared its consequences. It annihilates with ordinary matter, disappearing in...
Posted by Dorcia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anti-Matter Around Us?

Is there very much anti-matter around on earth? NO! All the atoms in and around us are made of matter. But there are millions of dollars worth of experiments going on daily dealing with anti-matter....
Posted by Dorcia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST