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lo-fi hijinks.

Dude, I don't think your ugly or I wouldn't have fucked you up and down until sunday. -EMFC

About Me

I'm creative...artistic...fierce...fun...cut[e]...bold...curse a lot...probably don't like you......especially if your a chameleon...hard worker...determined...tattoo snob...true if I know you are...great sense of perseption...always trust my instincts...original...love my novio...want to move to San Francisco when I graduate...only have met a few people I can truly say I get......but then again I do live in the south...my heart breaks when I see any abuse of any kind...wish that there was really mermaids in the sea.

My Interests

FASHION, make-up, tattoos, art, music, PETA, Japanese ghosts, Tammy Faye's eyelashes, cute panties, vacationing, shoes, serial killers, making out, hello kitty, religious freaks, parallel universes, rollerskating:) and Burt Reynolds.

I'd like to meet:

A unicorn while standing under a rainbow........... ;)

Music:


Movies:

Russ Meyer films, True Romance, Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Ever After, Party Monster, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Hairspray, Kids, Virgin Suicides, Girl Interrupted, Better Than Chocolate, Happy Gilmore, The Big Lubowski and I'm sure there's more but this is stupid to list all this.

Television:

is all fucking reality shit.

Books:

LaChapelle Land, Hotel LaChapelle, Heaven To Hell, Artists and Prostitutes, Fashion mags....Vogue, French Vogue, Elle, W, Nylon, Paper, Radar, Tattoo International, Varla.

Heroes:

Hello Kitty, Susan B. Anthony, Frida, Janice Dickinson, Zorita, Bettie Page and any strong, FIERCE, eclectic, wacky female who believes in herself and shows that it is o.k. to be yourself. On the sausage side; it would have to be Guy Bourdin, Kevin Aucoin, & David LaChapelle.

My Blog

kill your t.v.

     I was just informed today, by a fellow cunt of mine, that more Americans participated in voting for the next American idol than for the presidential election. sad. very s...
Posted by Faster Pussycat.....Kill! Kill! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST