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marcstevens©1986-2008

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About Me


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Marc Stevens was built in the mid-west and was technologically perfected in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Life near rocky face statues was tough, but Marc's dedication for Steve Urkel was so strong that he would go on to self teach himself how to design websites and later animate cartoons dedicated to his idol. After Steve Urkel's fall from stardom, Marc began drinking heavily and moved to Seattle where he would try to sell new Space Needle designs to mayor Greg Nickels or any random street-walkers who would pay attention to him. After being denied several designs, and making no money, booze, or notoriety from his Space Needle designs, Marc began drinking even heavier and began walking south. He miraculously ended up drunk and passed out on the door step of a Hollywood strip club named ''The Malebox''. Marc would spend approximately 4-5 months in Hollywood trying to sell Space Needle designs claiming "LA needs a space needle". LA didn't need a space needle.. So Marc once again began drinking hoping he would end up somewhere new....He ended up in Seattle again where he makes cartoons and pays people to laugh at him on a stage.

My Interests

drinkin water. building cabinets. counting my pogs. gay baby fights.

I'd like to meet:

WATCH ME PLAY A ZOMBIE(for a few seconds) AND GET MY THROAT SLIT WIDE OPEN in "THE FREELOADERS GUIDE TO TRAVEL"

Music:

(International)Noise Conspiracy, Peter Bjorn and John, Murder City Devils, The Hives, Atmosphere, Turbonegro, The Royal Fever, Refused, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tv on the Radio, Blur, Gorillaz, Andrew WK, Big Dumb Face, Group X, Del The Funky Homosapien, G-love and Special Sauce, MC Chris, Prodigy, Radiohead, Death from Above 1979, Shapeshifters, Why?, Aaron Carter.

Television:

The View.

Books:

...the fuck?

Heroes:

Gerald P. Swanson - creator of the internet acronym "LOL". Gerald later pioneered "STFU" as well.