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About Me



I really just want to be a pirate.

I'm a walking contradiction.

Sometimes, late at night, I still play dress up.

I'm like sugar coated hemlock.

I tend to over analize things.

I like pretty nouns (people, places, things.. you know that sort).

I am an over-achieving procrastinator.

I like conversations.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The authors of chain mail and whoever is responsible for programming T9 so I can ask them why they didn't input "taco". The following does not apply to Jen, everyone else pay attention:

This is not fashion! Uggs and their offbrands are no longer in style. Please make a note of this!!!
This has been a public service announcement.

My Blog

Fabulous life of SoCal people

I'm sure everyone has seen this but it still cracks me up.  Plus I have decided to add a few of my own 1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2. You drive next to a Rolls Royc...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Mullet baby! Represent!

I'm 10-90 for lifeDon't give me no strife, Straight see my mullet,Don't you dare pull it,In public, because I am about to straight beat you,But I really want to greet you with a "YEE HAW"Ya'll ge...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:45:00 GMT

The American Dream Is Fulfilled By a Pill and Life in a Box

"Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky, little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same. There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one and they're...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:30:00 GMT

Thank you

So I started the day out the pretty much like how all my other days started out.  I wake up at one in the afternoon instantly thinking about the one I am so in love with only to be further disapo...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:46:00 GMT

Mullet Part 2

Back by popular demand.... yo yo yo yo represent ya'all it's me, i'm back 10 90 yo yo yo ya all want me back well as you all know i am straight business in the front, party in the back i g...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Sep 2004 19:52:00 GMT