King of the Dipshits

I'd like to meet:

She's the best thing to happen to me in years (after Sky+).

Music:

The Boss, although to be honest I only like a handful of songs, I'm just not into classic rock.
Ancient Greeks, And None of Them Knew They Were Robots, Arrah and the Ferns, Blood Brothers, Bright Eyes, Chin Up Chin Up, Criteria, Crystal Skulls, Death Cab for Cutie, Dear and the Headlights, Death From Above 1979, Denali, Desaparecidos, Elliot Smith, Foxy Shazam, Gallows, Grand Champeen, I'm From Barcelona, Jonah Matranga, Limbeck, Los Campesinos, Mates of State, New Found Glory, Nightmare of You, Old Canes, Pedro the Lion, Piebald, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Rilo Kiley, Rocky Votolato, Sick Lipstick, Spy vs Spy, The Appleseed Cast, The Elected, The Faint, The Get Up Kids, The Grates, The Hold Steady, The Joggers, The Red Light Sting, The Rocket Summer, The Weakerthans, Tilly and the Wall, You Say Party We Say Die, Zolof the Rock n Roll Destroyer,

Movies:

I like giant robots, monsters, schoolgirl assasins, ninjas, samurai, explosions and car chases. Oh, and tits.
300, Aliens, Brick, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Donnie Darko, Garden State, High Fidelity, Indiana Jones, Jacobs Ladder, Jaws, Joe Dirt, Kingdom of Heaven, Knocked Up, Laputa, Lord of the Rings, Memento, Oldboy, Ong Bak, Predator, Romeo & Juliet, Serenity, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Superbad, Superman, Swingers, Tekkonkinkreet, The Break Up, Transformers
John Hughes, John Carpenter and John Cusack movies.
Kung Fu, Horror, Anime, SF, Porn

Television:

My Name is Earl, Reaper, Chuck, Future Weapons, GI Joe, Lost, Prison Break, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Bleach, Naruto, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cowboy Bebop. Previously I've loved Heroes, Dexter, Family Guy, 24, Surface, My So Called Life, Quincey, Buffy, Vision of Escaflowne, Planetes, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, yadda yadda yadda

Books:

Fell by Warren Ellis & Ben Templesmith.

DMZ by Brian Wood.

Invincible by Robert Kirkman.

Dune, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Outsiders, The Wanderers, Breakfast at Tiffanys

Heroes:

William Anderson "Devil Anse" Hatfield, Tony Jaa, Ishikawa