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ClareBARE

Shark Week

About Me

Clare --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI work as a muralist for Groundswell Community Mural Project. It's the greatest thing in the world! I've worked in Park Slope, PS 33 in the Bronx, LMCC in Sunset Park, and I'm currently working at a public school in Harlem, and doing a HUGE mosaic on the tower of PS 503 in Sunset Park. My life is all about making big collaborative art projects and making people happy...and making underwear!

My Interests

I break tiles and cut mirrors, I collect memorabilia from my own life, anything I make is based on something from my childhood, I like to paint, make prints, and color. My favorite things in the world are drawing straight out of my head and making exquisite corpses with my friends.Once I had a dream about an old lady with a nose where her bellybutton should be- that was the highlight of my dream life.CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO LINK TO MY ETSY PAGE!!

Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
ClareBare.etsy.com

I'd like to meet:

new handlebars for my bike...no seriously. And the person who illustrated THE MARSH KING'S DAUGHTER!

Music:

Mew, That Dog, The Rentals, old Jimmy Eat World, Air, ALOL, Belly, Reggie and the Full Effect, Wesley Willis (only with Danielle), everything by Mark Koz, Hair Metal, Ash, Azure Ray, Dismemberment Plan, Minus the Bear, Phil Collins, Pinback, Tom Vek, Petra Haden, I'll think of more...

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, 40 year old Virgin, House of 1000 Corpses, all zombie movies (and all Rob Zombie movies), Castlefreak, What About Bob

Television:

Disovery Channel shows about aliens, shows about quintuplets, Little People Big World, baby bear shows,

Books:

Dame Darcy Meatcake Compilation

Heroes:

MY DAD .. .. ..

My Blog

SOME P R I N T S

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Posted by ClareBARE on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

My cab rides home the past two nights

One of my favorite things is when taxi drivers get personal with you. Seriously- they either drive like crazy and you think that this is the night your cab is going to flip over the side of the bridge...
Posted by ClareBARE on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Family Tradition

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Posted by ClareBARE on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

BUY CLAREBARE

Hey everyone-You can buy things that I've made and collected....I will be adding more stuff everyday!Items include:silkscreen printsmonoprintswoodcut printshandmade clothingvintage slipssoon to come.....
Posted by ClareBARE on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

METROPOLITAN FLEA MARKET!!!

beginning this weekend, and most likely continuing for many many weekends to come, I will be selling things.....many different things, something for everyone, at.... THE METROPOLITAN FLEA MARKETIt is ...
Posted by ClareBARE on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST

SOME P R I N T S

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Posted by ClareBARE on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

Also...

Do not steal toilet paper from the bathroom at PM and then fake tip the lady who hands you the paper towels
Posted by ClareBARE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

note to self

When you're really drunk and some guy is like hey my name is Rowan, do not reply by saying, "Really? that's the name of a college in NJ"
Posted by ClareBARE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thought of the Day

What ever happened to Pauly Shore?
Posted by ClareBARE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST