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Johanna

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About Me

One day, the 17 year cicadas will inherit the earth after we nuke the living hell out of it,they will become the next human race. They deserve it. They must be the most existentially dammed creatures on earth.I always say on a bad day I am random and stupid. On a good day I'd like to think of myself as witty, easy going, and ready for something new. That something completely excluding anal sex, FOR THE LAST TIME! I also enjoy long walks on the beach, peanut butter, forensic science, psychology and fighting crime. real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor .

My Interests

Psychology,acting, singing, reading, music, poetry, making shitty movies and shitty trailers for them, traveling, the beach, the mountains, Oregon, Vermont, nature, hiking, camping, driving, New York, writing, trying to play my pos old school yamaha guitar, playing music,Ben&Jerry, Halloween, Holidays, my family, Tristan, serial killers, forensic science, people, your secrets, your libido, your psychology...CHECK OUT MY BROTHER'S BAND-LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.thedefog.com /a

I'd like to meet:

Have some art. People who are true to themselves, travelers of the world, A nice pair of sideburns or some hot tattoos or piercings have been known to catch my eye. Unconventional good looks. open minds.Show me something new. See the world. Spontaneity. Mostly I'd like to meet some aliens. Much love to the art fags, and guys with guitars. Heartbreakers.... RIP Kurt Vonnegut Stephen Sondheim

Music:

The Defog, Radiohead, Flamming Lips, IMA Robot, Air,The Defog, The Clash, Beck, Elliot Smith, Bright Eyes, Nick Drake, The Dandy Warhols, The Rapture, Death Cab for Cutie, Blur, Jackson 5,The Faint, Super Furry Animals,The Defog, Daft Punk, Sun Kil Moon, The Defog, Smashing Pumpkins, Boards of Canada, Journey, Hooverphonic, Morrisey, Mogwai, Wham!, The Gorillas, The Cardigans, Johnny Cash, the Defog, Massive Attack, Madonna, NIN, old school Pearl Jam, The Beta Band, The Smiths, Rufus Wainwright, Bjork, That Dog, Anniversary, TBS, STD (--old summer music), Yes, Yaz, The Cure, Coheed and Cambria, The Defog, The Strokes, The Sounds, The Shins, Ben Kweller, The Pixies, The Mars Volta, Get Up Kids, The Defog, etc.

Movies:

Say Anthing, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, Virgin Suicides, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Edward Scissorhands, Reality Bites, wierd science, el diario de la moticicleta, Hitchcock, The Notebook, I 3 Huckabees, Rushmore, Closer, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Rocky Horror, Amelie, Bottle Rocket, Fargo, The Fountain

Television:

DEXTER, My So-Called Life, ALF, Family Guy, Simpsons, Forensic Files, The Office, Monty Python, Mythbusters, CSI, THE WONDER YEARS

Books:

Exploitation Now, fight club, Choke, Lullaby,survivor, (Anything by Chuck Palahniuk), Slaughter House Five, Breakfast of Champions, Gallapogos,Cat's Cradle, Harry Potter, Wasted, Running with Scissors, The Lovely Bones, Summer Sisters, The Serial Killer Files, Brains, things about BRAINS!!! Billy Collins

Heroes:

Mom and DadIf they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something...

My Blog

My little survey...

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Posted by Johanna on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:56:00 PST

The Work...

So, so far, so good I suppose.  I think my only hang up with right now is the fact that I sometimes feel useless as I am becoming up to speed, and my mentoring weeks keep being delayed, so that i...
Posted by Johanna on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:12:00 PST

New Job!

So, to update those of you who may not know about my new job, a. I have one and b. here are the details.I work for YAI National Institute for Disabilities in their day habilitation program for adults ...
Posted by Johanna on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

Boards of Canada=Childhood nostalgia/my Anti-soulmate

Smells and music.  Why they hold such a significant part in our brains and how they can unlock a memory is never short of amazing.  (Fact: The olfactory nerve is the only sensory input that ...
Posted by Johanna on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

"The Master Clense" and why it is BULLSHIT!!!

I'm not trying to dictate what anyone does with her/his own body, but I do wish to recommend that before people try a crazy yo-yo fad diet, they do a little research first.  You are reading this ...
Posted by Johanna on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

FUCK WoW...A rant on the ultimate waste of time...

What a phenomenal waste of time.  I don't care who finds it cathartic, its useless, and distracts people from reality.  Same with this Second Life horse shit. "Second Life" becomes a bit of ...
Posted by Johanna on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

AA is for A Assholes...

Don't forget, you're the alcoholic, not me.I, for the second time, have had my "drining habits" analized by a reformed alcoholic.  More pointedly, I have allegedly been called "an alcoholic".NEWS...
Posted by Johanna on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:34:00 PST

Stupid surverys...

I can sometimes tell when some of you go on vacation.Am I a stalker? Am I psychic? OR can I just tell because you haven't gotten around to posting ...
Posted by Johanna on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:45:00 PST

Killers for Christ-A response to the documentary

I wrote this for a film class in which last week we watched this documentary...I haven't been ale to stop thinking about it since, and I wonder how others feel about the conflict...I encourage discuss...
Posted by Johanna on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:35:00 PST

just one more stupid survey....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JohannaBirthday:December 27, 1983Birthplace:Denver, ColoradoCurrent Location:New york, NYEye Color:Green or bule, depending on the dayHair Color:Light brown wit...
Posted by Johanna on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:34:00 PST