legos, climbing trees, riding bicycles, really springy diving boards, string, old volvos, parking lot dance parties, gazebos, quaker graveyards, penn oaks, large curd 4% cottage cheese, klutz products, shoelaces, the magic 8 ball, moroccan owned and operated 25-hour diners, quarrys, especially with large cliffs, hats, bandanas, pieces of bicycles, faucet aerators, mittens, baklava, warm trail mix, electric razors, Emer'gen-c, warm undergarments, pocket watches, tater tots, pterodactyls, warm apple cider, hard apple cider, ovaltine, photography, cinema, emotion, life.
-David the Gnome
-Pat Robertson
-A Pterodactyl. One who will converse intelligently and/or fly me places
-someone to love whose favorite color is orange.
-People whose presence causes electrical appliances to malfunction
-The ghost in my house
-Close friends from childhood who I haven't seen in years
-A snowstorm that thunders and flashes lightning
-That guy. The one the one who was going to save the world, who was going to end hunger, bring peace, set the societal stage so that REAL justice and freedom reign, but he knocked up his girlfriend in college and now he's left sitting in the suburbs in the kind of bad part of town, with his four kids and 2-bedroom house, a mortgage he works his ass off to pay at some menial blue-collar job, left sitting next to his aging furniture and wife, thinking, "I was going to be a writer."
Mostly angry women.
See: Books. Also, most films that are especially pretty.
Things that are fun to yell at. Like Fox News and The 700 Club. And educational things. Like history and science and such. I also really like Roseanne. Yeah, the series finale made me cry. what of it?
most things that kick you in the face with their ability to make you experience them. Vicarious, uncontrollable sobbing is pretty much the greatest ever.
Everyone at Progressive Pool Management.