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Mortikai

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I quite enjoy naps, and am very creative. I do perfomance art usually consisting of belly contractions and molding shapes out of hair I have eaten. I love to sneak up all stealthy and "playing piano" on chest/breasts, whatever the case my be.My nicknames are Morti, Little Man, Thee Little Man, Beautiful Little Man, Handsome Morti, the Biter, Humper, Hump-tastic, the Midnight Humper, HornDog, Horny Little Man, the Great Pooper, the Chaser of Invisible Things, the Toe Eater, the Insomniac Instigator, the Noise Machine, Morti the Masocist, the Feline Womanizer, the ol' Bite 'n Hump Scam Artist, Armpit Chewer ... I am sure there will be more.

My Interests

short adventures outside, thank you.

I'd like to meet:

non-allergetic persons, but other than that I am very open.

Movies:

Adventures of Baron Manchuasen, Scrooged.

Books:

Only good for claw sharpening, thank you.

Heroes:

My body is my temple.