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A. Maya

I KNOW MY FUTURE EX-WIFE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!

About Me


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I am good at two things in life. Hockey is number two. I have no ego and I wear my heart on my sleeve. Basically, I am the easiest person to get along with. The next step is yours. It's not cockiness, it's confidence!
I am a limo driver in the South Jersey/Philly/NYC area. The hours are horrible but the money is good. It definetly beats sitting behind a desk.
I've been known to enjoy a vodka/cranberry or two at the Rod 'N' Reel bar in the 08203. That place still rocks! Or you may catch me sitting in front of my favorite 50 play video poker machine at the Borgata Casino.
I DO NOT look like Dave Matthews.
Born and raised in Philly. Therefore, I was born an Eagles and Flyers fan. Lastly, water is pronounced (wood-er) NOT (waaa-ter.) Hey, if you read far, what a COMPLETE waste of time. Talk to you later.
P.S. I HATE LOATHE WICKER FURNITURE

My Interests



Shrimp on a Treadmill

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Music:

Born and Raised on ROCK!
AC/DC
Alice in Chains
Audioslave
All other Rock from B-Z

Other Music Includes:
Frank Sinatra
Old School Hip-Hop
Classical
Jazz
80's Music (shhh!)

Movies:

The Professional
The Usual Suspects
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill
Arlington Road
Underworld
The Island
Clerks
Slap Shot
The Blues Brothers
Old School
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Better Off Dead

Movie Trailer:
Hot Fuzz

Scene from:
SLAP SHOT

Television:

Heroes
Deadwood
Cold Case
The Sopranos
Due South
South Park
Married With Children

Scene from:
South Park

Books:

Tom Clancy's:
Splinter Cell
Without Remorse


Dan Brown's:
Digital Fortress
Angels & Demons


Heroes:

THE RAT PACK

THIS GUY!

Strongbad & The Cheat

and Ricky Smith!

My Blog

Back by popular DEMAND.

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why "The Onion" is so great!

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CAT vs. CEILING FAN!

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IRAQI Olympic Diving Team

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