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Frank FAC

I am here for Friends

About Me

I only have a savings so I can blow it all on a last-ditch, high-stakes poker game to save an orphanage.

My Interests

hedwig and the angry inch, parentheses, run-on-sentences, sofia petrillo, guitar, bass, saxophone, 99, the femputer, reverse polish notation, loud guitars slow, karaoke

I'd like to meet:

mostly people on fire when I have water, and on water when I have fire.

Music:

alkaline trio, bad religion, atom and his package, the clash, the cure, the smiths, the flaming lips, social distortion, strike anywhere, thrice, boy sets fire, the mr. t experience, killswitch engage, the break, rise against, coheed and cambria, magnetic fields, N.E.R.D., dub pistols, los desaparecidos, the misfits, murder by death, nakatomi plaza, neutral milk hotel, postal service, marathon, X ONE WAY X

Movies:

the royal tennenbaums, office space, donnie darko, jesus' son, amelie, some like it hot, high fidelity, grosse pointe blank, indiana jones and the last crusade, happiness, zoolander, edward scissorhands, goodfellas, dark city, dodgeball, the count of monte cristo, harold and kumar go to white castle, waiting, old school

Television:

scrubs, futurama, the shield, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, the venture brothers, arrested development, strangers with candy, veronica mars, desperate housewives, firefly, lost, the office (both)

Books:

The Forever War, Elegant Universe, The Last Hero, 100 Bullets, American Gods, Ender's Game; reading right now: Tried to get through The Plot Against America, reading THUD! instead

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

Mullets

I know no one reads my gernal, but I've got an interesting entry in it about mullets. it's from summer '02, when I went to GenCon and was flabbergasted at how many people proudly sported the fashio...
Posted by Frank FAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM THE FATTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!11

actually, I didn't eat lunch today. BB Bar will remedy that.
Posted by Frank FAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hot stuff, coming through

I've got a grandfathered LJ from 3 years ago that I update lots. read that.
Posted by Frank FAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

celebrating it right.

I had a sausage sandwich on Monday to commemorate Ground Hog Day. ...what? oh, it's one word. I don't think they have that kind of sandwich around here, but I'll try to find one.
Posted by Frank FAC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST