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Petrolium Dynamite

Did you ever have the feeling that the truth is less revealing than an outright lie?

About Me

Hi I'm Trent. I'm a little weird and quite odd but lots of fun to be around! I'm an amateur photographer and amateur poet in my spare time which there is far too much of. Of course if I had no spare time I wouldn't be on My Space would I? Oh as you can tell sarcasm is kind of a way of life for me. Music is incredibly important to me. I am not a musician myself. But music really is the background of my life. I am single but dating a wonderful woman right now.
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I'm not an outdoors person. I curse the sunlight. Well its not that bad. I am nerd, and a geek, and whatever else you want to call it that's me. Otherwise, I like to read when I can. I love photography. I don't write much poetry anymore, though I am thinking of picking up some unfinished stories I wrote once.

Music:

You can tell most of the music I am interested in strictly by the videos I have posted on this page. Keep checking back for new videos by different artists! I just bought a ticket for my first Weird Al concert which will be in September. So to celebrate, its Weird Al time!First its his latest hit, which many of Al's fans (including myself) so well identify with. White and Nerdy!Next its the Bob Dylan spoof "Bob". Note every line in this song can be read the same backwards as well as forwards.Just for Deana I am posting this Chili Peppers parody!Forward this message onto everybody! Its a "Virus Alert"!Lastly, I know this isn't a musical clip but this is one of Al's best acting bits. It also features a pre-SeinfelD appearence by sometime racist Michael Richards.

Movies:

I love all kinds of movies. Especially comedy and scince fiction. I like collecting DVDs and am especially fond of director commentaries.

Television:

I don't watch television anymore. The only series I am trying to collect the DVDs is "Northen Exposure". One of my favorite newer shows is the animated show Robot Chicken.

Books:

I guess I like scifi best. My favorite authors are at least scfi: Douglas Adams and Ray Bradbury. I read more magazines than anything else.

Heroes:

My favorite comedians of all time Monty Python!Silly DisturbancesSilly Job InterviewInteresting PeopleBicycle Repairman

My Blog

Loony lunacy

Greetings, my scant few readers. Well it has certainly been and Interesting Wednesday. It has been all good. Work wasn't really positive. I got in trouble for a couple things today. The biggest was th...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

One last song to dig out

OK everyone! And I guess I should probably stress the "ONE".  I have been digging through my folder of old poetry and song lyrics ahnd have dug up one more great poem I have not yet posted. ...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

Past poetry

Hello scant loyal readers! Its been months since I showed off any of my old poems. Mind you, I haven't written a new poem in 4 1/2 years. So I thought I'd dust off a few of these relics First is ...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

Its a nerd, its a plain, its Dorkman!

Greetings scant few who read this blog! Well there's been a lot happening this week for me to discuss. Well in the middle of last week I bashed up my knees. I was playing a game with my gielfriend's s...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

I hate being offline

Just letting you, my dear friends know what's going on. I have been offline for the most part since mid-January. My phone / net bill got a bit big and rent and heat had to come first in winter. I had ...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Death: no longer a handicap for musicians

I haven't written a blog in months but something has been bothering me lately. Why is it musicians are not left to rest in peace after their death? I read that this month 2Pac will be releasing a new ...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

Tragic love song

OK, so digging around in my collection of poem manuscpipts I discovered a song that I had neglected to type up before. So I think aside from my Christmas parody song (which is rather vulgar and I...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST

I see you shiver with antici....

...pation And I am in anticipation, loyal readers (all one or two of you). It has been an exciting week for me, yes indeed. My evil plans are finally bearing fruit and coming to fruition. OK well mayb...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

Watching the stars under the stars

So I just got back from the Dive-In. Deana and I went out together to see Superman Returns. Just to quell any rumor mongering amoung the scant couple of you who read my blogs, we are not back together...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

Queer queer creature

Its been a while since I posted any poetry or songs. So I managed to locate one more song, that I wrote in the fall of 2002. Its my bitter yet comedic reflection of my troubles with women. Its not abo...
Posted by Petrolium Dynamite on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST