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Bertzerker

My Eyes !!!.... MY EYES !!!!!

About Me

I fell from the sky but I'm no angel
I work, I play , I sleep and eat....OK
I have my own music which is ThickHead
and I've been jammin with a
hard rock band called CrazyFace
Cinco de Mayo @ Brass Mug
Black Sabbath's Paraniod FAST

New Year's Eve 2007/2008
Our cover of Kid Rock's Bawitdaba
My band covering RatM's Killing in the Name
Our cover of Tenacious D's Tribute
I have a FREE guitar lessons site on MySpace called Guitar Artillery
come check it out, let me know what you think
I also offer private lessons
At my house or yours for $15/ half hour, $20/ hour.
You can check out my ad on Craig'sList
Leave me a message here or there
and I'll get back to you.
BERTZERKER
Don't you wish your
boyfriend
was a pirate like me ? Jack Rebney Get it Fuckin rightGet Your Head Right
HIGH TIMES
420 is always the right price

My Interests

Guitar and guitar teaching ,music and my band Crazyface of course, computers and programming, martial arts and weights, math, cruciferous vegetables, nutter butter cookies,chess, my dogs, crosswords, Playstation 2 , my own little bit of insanity, having fun, and some other stuff....

Big Cat Rescue
Right here in Tampa
Big Cat Rescue on MySpace

I'd like to meet:

People that like to have fun...come out to my shows

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Unfortunates Who know Me
I have ZERO friends just Onlookers

ThickHead

Maggot

CrazyFace

7million$man Steve Powell

Tommie

Only 1 Smashley

Scream U 2 Sleep

Brittany

Rong

Tattoos by Amanda

Morgan Lee!

Fucking Classy.

Congrats Mama Jelly

Metal Chicks

Death Box

Boney Fiend

Guitar Artillery

The Brown Sound

Jane !

Gardy-Loo

Ben Gardy-Loo

Morte of Soulidium

Sowdapop

Psycho Jesus

Pure Innocence

Evil Beauty

Mellizza Mayhem

Eddie of RadioCrime

Unspoken

Evil Ed

Amanda

Mistress Juliya

Room 3 Noise

A Broken Machine

Aantar

Brass Mug

Unknown Hinson

High Times

Fresh Baked Shaggz

N.O.R.M.L.

Stalk All of My Friends
Talk some Shit

Music:

, Static-X , Dope , Stone Sour & Slipknot , Mudvayne SuperJoint Ritual , System of a Down , Coal Chamber ,
Pantera , Lamb of God , Black Label Society , GWAR
Eagles of Death Metal and Kyuss , all the old school Black Sabbath , Led Zeppelin , Pink Floyd , Ozzy , and solo guitarist Steve Vai
Joe Satriani , Stevie Ray Vaughan , Frank Zappa ...

Been out in the local scene with my buds from Asylum 414 (they're FLOUNDERING now) End of the Rope just got signed by BlindProphet Records, PayLoad , ...I'm dying to get out and play..or I'd kill to play out

Movies:

Horror or Humor... one or the otherKung-Fu Hustle, Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox story, Sin City, Hellboy, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Blades of Glory, Napoleon Dynamite, 300, Resident Evil(ALL), Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Nacho Libre, 1408, Clerks, Shawn of the Dead, The Simpsons movie, Jet Li's Fearless, Unleashed,

Television:


Metalacolyps , Simpsons , Family Guy , South Park , Conan OBrian kicks ass, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law ,MXE , Robot Chicken, UFC & WEC fights , Judge Judy ,the Great Space Coaster , the news , Fox's when good dogs go bad , That 70's Show , NCIS , H.R.Puffenstuff , Aqua Teen Hunger Force , Perry Mason, WanderLust, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hells Kitchen ,uhf static.......

Books:

Alot by Steven King and Dean Koontz , a couple by Clive Barker , Michael Crichton -(Jurassic Park,The Lost World,Congo,The Andromeda Strain,Eaters of the Dead,Sphere,Rising Sun,TimeLine) , 3 or 4 by Grisham , H.P. Lovecraft , Lawrence Flint , Jorge Cevantes , whoever writes all those ...for Dummies books ,The Amityville Horror , some Anne Rice , Robin Cook , 3 or 4 by John Sandford ,

Heroes:

Capt Kush name
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein

My Blog

Songs I know (Incomplete)

MY COVER SONG LIST 311 - I'll be here awhile 38 Special - Hold on loosely 3 Doors Down  Loser 7 Mary 3  Waters edge AC/DC - Big Balls , Whole Lotta Rosie, For those about to rock, Rock n roll a...
Posted by Bertzerker on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:35:00 PST

Holy SH!T it’s been a year since I blogged ?!?!

Well, let’s get all bloggy shall we....I’m currently jamming with a 5 piece band named Crazyface. Mostly cover songs right now but we just need to find our "flavor" and then pump out some ...
Posted by Bertzerker on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:06:00 PST

Free Guitar Lessons

   You can check out my other site Guitar Artillery for some Intermediate to Advanced guitar lessons. Let me know if there is something in particular you would like to learn.  &nbs...
Posted by Bertzerker on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

EMG 85

I just got new EMG 85's in my BC Rich Warlock...Time to do some recording now
Posted by Bertzerker on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

New recording equitment=New ThickHead Music

I just got the Boss BR-600 digital recorder for my birthday . It has a built in drum machine and a USB connection for easy data transfer. I should have some new music up on my ThickHead page in a coup...
Posted by Bertzerker on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

Anarchy

Literally, without government. Not to be confused with chaos. Anarchism is that political philosophy which advocates the maximization of individual responsibility and the reduction of concentrated pow...
Posted by Bertzerker on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

Who will FKN step up ?

Where the hell are the MoFos to do the singing and yelling. WTF Jamming this slow shit is killing me. I play high energy and aggressive. Part blues , part metal , mostly warped , practicer of the dark...
Posted by Bertzerker on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:37:00 PST

Quick tag from my cel

Practicing all my covers in the drop B tuning Im in on my 6 string...just heavier gauge... vocals sound funny dropped down...some 3 tones others 6 tones doooooowwwwwnnnnnn...thats all cause internet o...
Posted by Bertzerker on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST

Rainy

Drizzly day, no more work. No jamming today. It's just blah....
Posted by Bertzerker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmmmmm?

Where will this crazy MySpace thing lead to?
Posted by Bertzerker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST