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About Me

The fact of the matter is this. I'm fucking amazing.I'm Mia and I like to tell people that I'm an asshole. I come with a warning label. I love myself, and I'll probably love you.I'm a huge nerd. HUGE nerd. I love to watch horror movies even though I get really scared and scream. I'm an affectionate drunk. I smoke too much and have a lot of other bad habits. I am very touchy feely. I love kisses and cuddling. I'm a slave to my cellphone and my email. I'm crazy about spelling and stuff like that. I don't dot my i's. I finally got back into college, and I attend Edison College in Ft. Myers. I want to be a high school math teacher and maybe go on to be a college professor. My hair is really, really dark brown but I dye it dark anyways. I have a few piercings, 3/4inch gauges, 6 tattoos - all but one need to be fixed up... I want more, more, more! I have the coolest kid in the world. His name is Kedan. I love trendy things and I'm really girly but, at the same time, I love things that nobody else does and I'm a huge tomboy. I love to be the center of attention. I love my boobs and talk about boobs too much. I like to smile and I LOVE to see other people smile.Now that that's said. I'm thick and juicy, and if you don't like that: Eat shit.Contact me! .. speakintwomouths MSN/Email: [email protected] Livejournal: xloudmouth

My Interests

MY SON. nicotine. oi polloi. the doors. toxic narcotic. politics. myself. my dogs. pink. my cats. my tortoise. my duck. my parrots. music. crust. thrash. hardcore. punk rock, in general. going to shows. grindcore. drums. more politics. your fuckin' mother. panties. shopping. coffee. GWAR. pretty much everything else. especially people who are assholes. and guys that will fuckin' deck me in a moshpit.

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't complete and total mongoloids.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

I like all kinds of shit. Minus country... Unless it's Patsy Cline. She's the shit.7seconds. a global threat. agnostic front. agoraphobic nosebleed. A//Political. A.P.P.L.E. allergic to whores. amebix. anarchus. antifreeze. antiglobalizator. antischism. asshole parade. assuck. atreyu. aus-rotten. bad brains. bad posture. barrikkade. behind enemy lines. benny benassi. black dhalia murder. black flag. blood for blood. blatz. blitz. born/dead. bread and water. brother inferior. capitalist annhilation. capitalist casualties. capitol punishment. cattle decapitation. children of bodom. circle jerks. citizens arrest. clit 45. cluster bomb unit. conflict. contravene. converge. crass. cream. crucial unit. crucifix. crudess. dancing lepers. david bowie. dead kennedys. defiance. detestation. devotchkas. die kreuzen. dimmu borgir. dirt. discharge. disrupt. dissension. dissucks. dissystema. divit. doa. dri. dropdead. dystopia. eric clapton. early 90s rap. extreme noise terror. failure face. f minus. fugazi. garbage. gang green. gbh. germs. global chaos. GWAR. hated youth. rat bastards. janis joplin. johnny cash. kaaos. katatonia. krigshot. le tigre. life sentence. lower class brats. madball. magrudergrind. mdc. mayhem. mindless self indulgence. mob 47. mouth sewn shut. municipal waste. muse. necro. negative approach. nota. nuclear death terror. oi polloi. oxymoron. patsy cline. phobia. pig destroyer. pisschrist. rattus. rudi peni. raw power.reckless deerhunters. resist and exist. resistant culture. riot squad. runnamucks. sahara hotnights. seige. self-destruct. simon and garfunkle. skitsystem. social distortion. souixie and the banshees. subhumans. sublime. terveet cadet. terrorain. the adicts. the attrocities. the classics. the code. the damned. the devotchkas. the freeze. the cult classics. the feeders. the holy mountain. the mob. the pist. the red chord. the sprouts. the strap-onz. the varukers. the vibrators. the virus. toxic narcotic. toxic response. toxic shock. tragedy. thulsa doom. uk subs. unseen. underoath. vice squad. void. weaksauce. warsystem. wolfbrigade. zounds. 80's garage porno music. andddd gangster rap.

Movies:

The Color Purple. Fried Green Tomatoes. Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. Shawshank Redemption. AHX. Donnie Darko. Good Will Hunting. Amityville Horror. Pumpkin. Saw I,II&III.

Television:

Law and Order. Family Guy. ATHF. Futurama. Comedy Central Presents. Mind of Mencia. Dave Chapelle. Nip/Tuck. Brothers and Sisters. My Name is Earl. Two and a Half Men. ANTM. Kitchen Nightmares. Desperate Housewives. Hell's Kitchen. Top Chef. Biggest Loser.

Books:

Quite a few.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris for creating the c-section by roundhouse kicking his way out of his mother's womb. My fucking self because I am so amazing. My son because he's a badass. And your mother 'cause she gives good face.

My Blog

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

I need a fucking job.The only thing is, most restaurants and shit have a big issue with the wholeee... I have 3/4 inch holes through my ears thing. So, that pretty much blows.I'm only in school for 2 ...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

..> Advanced Global Personality Test Results ..> ..> Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Stability |||||||||| 36% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

these things are crazy.

MERCURY IN GEMINI--Mercury in the signs gives clues to the kinds of concerns that occupy your mind, and reveals your psychological approach to making decisions and conveying your ideas to others. With...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

annnnnd another.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MiaBirthday:May 17Birthplace:Amarillo, TXCurrent Location:Cape Coral, FLEye Color:blueHair Color:blackHeight:5'9Right Handed or Left Handed:right.Your Heritage:...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

stinkin' survey.

1. Are you racist?not at all..there are people in every race that are trash.2. How do you fee about rednex?they're fun to drink with... 3. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?someplac...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

Free Hugs

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Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:22:00 PST

2nd annual south florida radical activist conference

[posted from crimethinc] 2nd Annual South Florida Radical Activist Conference. January 5-7, 2007Calling all anarchist, anti-authoritarian, anti-capitalist, independent media, radical environmental, fe...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:40:00 PST

turd

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you talk to me a lot?5. Am i fun to talk to?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by The Reverend Craig Edge on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST