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EnigMichael

I am currently on house arrest and this GPS tracking ankle braclett is very itchy.

About Me

Well. When I'm not smoking crack and robbing some 7/11 clerk at gunpoint, I'm usually participating in a 'peace for the world rally' as a mega-conservative activist. Its a great cover for my criminal enterprise. My goal is to become a real-life Lex Luthor. I thouroughly oppose; Appartite, Tibet, Tom Hanks, Ronald Regan, the "green" party (or any other 'colour' party for that matter) I've recently had my identity stolen... but the theif started getting in more trouble as me than as him... so he gave it back to me..

My Interests

Hmmm... lets see... I like to tamper with the coffee machines where I work. such as adding a small amount of soap to the coffee filter. or! (this is always a good one) add some of that oil from a can of tuna to the coffee/ filter. Then sit back and watch them comment on "how fucking horrible is this coffe!"

I'd like to meet:

a woman that is kind, generous, and drunk or high at least 8-24 hrs each day... tatoo's and piercings in unusual places. good. (such as the eyeball piercing) A woman who can throw-up violently in public and make it look sexy... preferably a Heroin or Meth user at a minimum.. should have done a minimum of 1 year in jail. (plea-bargain felony preferred) al queda members or Irish need not apply

Music:

Depends... heres how it goes (1) if stoned; slower rap, cyprus hill, pink floyd, the usual.. (2) LSD; death metal, funk, and Eric Clapton (3) Angel Dust; Punk, Slayer, Metallica, and 10000 maniacs (4) X ; techno, indutrial, beatles, (5) crystal meth; dead kenedys, Rage against the machine, anything to set off the paranoia!

Movies:

I've only enjoyed one movie in my entire life. David Lynchs EraserHead. Everything else SUCKED! ,

Television:

My crazy violent temper/ drug binges tends to interfere with watching tv. I've broken 4 tvs in the last 7 months. For example, I was watching Jeopardy and got a question wrong... So I threw the fucking thing out the mother fucking window.

Books:

Donts brings mes no books! Books is stupid!

Heroes:

Heroes??! what the fuck does this mean? Duuuhhh ! George 'monkey-fucker' Bush! Duuurrrr !!! dont have any.. never did!