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Michael

LOOK IT UP!!

About Me

I am a diagnosed psycho-schizophrenic whom is the living actualization of the prophecy in 12:1 of the book of Daniel in the old testament.Soon I will be embarking on a writing and musical career that will shed light on this to all of you wayfarers. In short, you bastards need Islam to save humanity (and probably yourselves too but that is really besides the point.)Allahu-Akbar!

My Interests

Politics, baseball,Nature/hiking/camping,Singing. Language. Eating. Reading. Writing. Walking the calles, pathways, and grassways of Minneapolis.

I'd like to meet:

Those who can listen, read, and understand.

Music:

The Beatles. John Taylor and TMWCTW. SMB, Stigmatta Handjob, Gravey. Squarepusher. Jeff Tweedy and Gary Loris. John Hiatt. Jay Bennett. Neil Young. Bruce Springsteen. Me. George Harrison. Richard D. James. Tom Jenkinson. Rob Goswitz. Dave Grohl. Billy Corgan. Sonic Youth.

Movies:

The Godfather Trilogy. Crimes and Misdemeanors.Hannah and her Sisters. Apocalypse Now. Mar Adentro. The Shawshank Redemption. Sin City. Bull Durham. Kingpin. 16 Candles. Back to the Future. Wayne's World. Actors: Jim Carey,Anthony Michael Hall,Jack Nicholson. Alan Alda. Michael Caine. Michael Richards. Julia-Luis-Dreyfus.

Television:

Not much since last winter: Baseball, C-SPAN. The Office(Brithish). Colbert over Stewart (no offense-intended to Stewart. But Colbert is a rarer talent. Really I think you could find any number of Jew comedians that could do what Stewart does. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Bill O'Reilly. Dave Chappelle. Fox News. Public Access/broadcasting.

Books:

Writers: Muhammad al-Mustafa ibn Abdullah. Abdullah-Yusuf-Ali. Mario Puzzo. Garrison Keilor. Woody Allen. Garth Ennis. Will Eisner. Jorge Luis Borges. Larry David. Albert Camus. Stephen Jay Gould. HST. Sayidd Qutb. King Kauffman. John Hughes.

Heroes:

People I have idolised: Muhammud ibn-Abduallah, Yusuf bin-Israel, Ibrahim bin-Azaria. Jesus Christ the son of Mary. Avram Noam Chomsky, Paul Wellstone, Bill Clinton, Al Gore. Kirby Puckett, Jack Morris, Johan Santana, Torii Hunter, Joe Mauer. Woodies Allen&Guthrie, Neil Young, John Hiatt, Billy Corgan, Jeff Tweedy. My Mom and Osama Bin Laden.

My Blog

Letter to MFPD in commemoration of the victims of 9-11.

MFPD and alibis,          ;           ;           ; &nbs...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST

Al-Fatihah

Bismi-l-lahir Rhamani Rhameen Al humdu li-lahi Rabbiyyalameen. Ar-rhamani rhameen Maliki Yawm-deen Iyakaa 'nubudu wa' iyak nasta-een Ihdina sirata-l-Mustaqeem Sirata-l-ladaheen anumtu alayhim Gairay a...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST

Cho Seung-Hui-Martyr AD

Cho had the words "Ismail Axe" written on his arms. Ismail, the ancestor of arab peoples, the Koranic son of Abraham, original ancestor to the Shia Muslim faith.Cho is a terrorist revolutionary. He w...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

Virginia Tech

Rumor is this kid was a chinese nationalist that arrived here last August in San Fransico on a student visa.The news is re-hashing old talk about preventing children from bottling up there anger to av...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

AL Central Manifesto

Wow. All of a sudden the season is approaching and I have to get my predictions in order before I get too good a glimpse of ST. So without further adue here we go.AL Central1. Tigers 97-652. Twins 93...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Garrison Keillor

"Once we took January snow for granted, but these days it feels like a gift, and so does the bitter cold. You go outside and it hurts. You stand on the corner and wait for the bus to come, and you fee...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

America's Team

To anyone who has moderatley followed the NFL this season it should be obvious that Terrell Owens and some other Cowboys are playing bought.We've all seen those dropped passes, and these guys can't be...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

The Arms Race.

Well, enough dust has settled on the offseason that the time has come to comment on some of the transactions that have taken place. Below are 10 free agent singings that I believe are worth comment.&n...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

The MVP, the post-season awards, the injustice

Well people, another offseason, another pile of gross injustices done upon the Minnesota Twins.Rawlings gold glove awards, lets start with you.Forever, we let the lack of Luiy Rivas love pass.  D...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST

Incorrect Mr. Stark

In his post WS wrap Jayson Stark writes that the Cardinals won the WS "with a catcher (Yadier Molina) who had the lowest regular-season batting average (.216) of any World Series starter in more than ...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST