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About Me

I live in bursts.

I feel like a fuck-up most of the time
And I think I'm losing my fucking mind
And I don't know, I don't know what to do
'Cause nothing feels right.

WEEKLY MUSIC CHART

MY FAVORITE CHORDS .

My Interests

punknews.org, "the assholes", overdoing it with the margaritas, making things awkward, building 45 stories out of 34 bricks, smashing bottles in parkinglots, & being a part of something that is bigger than myself.

I'd like to meet:

Maybe next time I'll have the balls to say something directly to him.
+ Fest 8 and anyone & everyone in attendance and/or people with beards.

Music:

Punk rock with a pirate voice, unpretentious dirty pop-punk, whiskey-voiced folk-punk, and a handful of bands that sound like Bruce Springsteen having sex with The Replacements in a divebar. Orgcore.

Movies:

both jackass movies.
that darn punk.
BASEketball.
rushmore.
the ringer.
music dvds, mostly.

Television:

jackass.
arrested development.
csi (vegas).
the x-files.
wildboyz.
invader zim.
trailer park boys.
house.
the colbert report.
the daily show.
undergrads.
futurama.
clone high.
mission hill.
the office.
almost anything on a&e.

Books:

top three favorite books:
double duce by aaron cometbus.
king dork by frank portman.
the catcher in the rye by jd salinger.
spot the irony and win a prize!

and now its comprehensive, nerdy list time.

aaron cometbus:
double duce.
despite everything.
chicago stories.
lanky.
mixed reviews.
zines.
i wish there was something i could quit.

others authors:
frank portman/dr. frank.
jd salinger.
f scott fitzgerald.
chuck palahniuk.
killing cops and reading kerouac.
jhonen vasquez.
johnathan kellerman.

web comics:
nothing nice to say, rob and elliot, lint and boob adventures, white ninja, toothpaste for dinner, cyanide and happiness, natalie dee, married to the sea, dinosaur comics, a softer world, joe and monkey, san antonio rock city, 21 dead monkeys, the coffee achievers.

Heroes:

aaron elliot/cometbus.
my little(st) sister, kayla.
anyone who buys me slurpees and/or taco bell.

My Blog

How do you return from a weekend like this? This is a fucked up holiday.

Here was our weekend, off the top of my fried brain: Epic flight ("The next round's on me"), Taco Bell, LORRIN LORRIN LORRIN, getting cockblocked by the shuttle and missing Bridge & Tunnel ...
Posted by lintage on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:00:00 PST

Useless Lint Trivia

I like making plans and schedules more than I like keeping them. If you try to wake me up before I am ready to be awake, I will probably punch you and/or ramble something completely nonsensical...
Posted by lintage on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:00:00 PST

boatless booze cruise

my ears are still ringing, my head is still pounding, my stomach is still churning. so basically what i'm saying is that i think i may have just had the best weekend ever. or at least one of the best ...
Posted by lintage on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

steady after the wine.

since its been awhile since i've written in this motherfucker, you might ask me, "where have you been and what have you been up to?" i mean, you probably wouldn't as evidence by th...
Posted by lintage on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

major fucking complications.

i work. i dont get paid. i text, i text, i text. i metal-scream in the park. i swing until my legs hurt. i use my credit card to buy shmem and i slurpees regardless of the fact that i c...
Posted by lintage on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

the great divide.

"willey told his dream, a recurring one about flying over the rockies, from one side to the other, and finding all his friends on the other side. there the were, all together. check this out, he said....
Posted by lintage on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

i really dont want to do this.

I AM BEING FORCED TO DO THIS AGAINST MY OWN FREE WILL. 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest me...
Posted by lintage on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

my heart floats in the bay.

since im lazy im pretty much just cross posting this from the lj. san francisco was amazing. it was like a couple of years worth of amazingness crammed into five smelly, sleepless, freezing days. ran...
Posted by lintage on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

lintsanity.

i cant sit still. im out of painkillers. my dog has a cone on her head. my computer is home (finally!). i dont want a job. i fucking need money. my sister has been sleeping on the couch because s...
Posted by lintage on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chase the sun.

"it seems that life was so much easier when it was boring"....
Posted by lintage on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:18:00 PST