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Angiepants

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About Me

I don't know how to explain myself. I should be going into my senior year of high school, but I'm not, and it's a long story. I don't know what I want to do with my life. I love politics (lefty pinko commie wingnut). I take pictures and fuck with them in Photoshop. I swear too much. I'm a music elitist and a grammar Nazi. I have two nieces . The word "serious" is seldom in my vocabulary. I'm terrified of water towers and shipwrecks. I put mustard on almost everything. I would kind of die without my music . I'm a Godfather junkie. I spend a lot of my time listening to David Cross and Patton Oswalt. I can eat a jar of pickles on one sitting. I've gotten Icy Hot in my eyes on three separate occasions. I've never seen Star Wars. I have a Sharpie collection. I can't drink soda unless it's out of a glass and with a bendy straw. Sometimes I talk with a bad Chinese accent and can't stop. My room is always a mess but everything on my computer is meticulously sorted. I have a crossword puzzle addiction. I hate math.
Stalk me? That would be super.
AIM = omgangiepants
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My Interests

bad Chinese accents
ramen
sharpies
Cold War unicorns
typos
1-800-fuck-off
blue is not green
communal cookies
discofucking
fish limo
goatflirter
Helen Keller
hobos
how is babby formed?
Ike Apoope
laughing at Illinois plates
lig
Pick 'N Save
poo buttes
screaming at FIBs
uncomfortable eye contact

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who knows how to use a semicolon properly.
Also, Dwight K. Schrute.
OH, AND DRUNK GUY! Drunk Guy, where are you?
And more importantly, who are you?

People and other entities I like:

Kim ; Andrea ; Widget ; Lint ; Rae
Lauren ; Robb ; Sarah ; Dana ; Paul
Toria ; Mel ; Meredith ; Russ Feingold ; Carlton
The Lawrence Arms ; Against Me! ; Alkaline Trio
Sundowner ; Hot Water Music ; Bruce Springsteen
Murder By Death ; Chuck Ragan ; The Falcon ; Henry Rollins

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Music:

The Lawrence Arms
Against Me!
Alkaline Trio
Bruce Springsteen
Hot Water Music
Murder by Death
Bad Astronaut
Ben Folds/Five
Brand New
Chuck Ragan
Cursive
Explosions in the Sky
Jawbreaker
Jets To Brazil
Nine Inch Nails
Richard Cheese
Stephen Lynch
Sundowner
The Beatles
The Broadways
The Clash
The Draft
The Falcon
more?

Movies:

The Godfather Trilogy
Anchorman
Dear Frankie
Dog Day Afternoon
Ghostbusters
Pan's Labyrinth
Rebel Without a Cause
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Scarecrow
Taxi Driver
The Lion King
To Kill a Mockingbird
Wag the Dog
Watership Down
and a lot more.

Television:

The Office
Deadliest Catch
Doctor Who
Family Guy
Futurama
House
Jericho
Lost
Pushing Daisies
South Park
Supernatural
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
The Riches
The Simpsons
Weeds

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird
America: the Book
Angela's Ashes
Animal Farm
Choke
Eats, Shoots and Leaves
Johnny Got His Gun
Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Areas of My Expertise
The Catcher in the Rye
The Giver
The Great Gatsby
The Kite Runner
The Little Prince
The Stranger
more?

Heroes:

Russ Feingold
Mister Rogers
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Henry Rollins
David Cross
Mike Park
Paul Newman
Marlon Brando
Dr. Perry Cox
My brother

My Blog

The best of omgangiepants and andreatobrazil!

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Posted by Angiepants on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:32:00 PST

Politics = fun.

How I Feel About Shit: 2008 Presidential Candidates: Kucinich, in a perfect world. Realistically? Clinton/Obama. Party: Democrat. Abortion: Pro-choice first trimester, restricted to medical emergen...
Posted by Angiepants on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:50:00 PST