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Summer Hardcore

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Summer.
I don't sleep. I hibernate for short, disjointed periods of time.
Bad commercials, both on radio and on television, make me highly uncomfortable.
I don't eat. I filter-feed large cooked peices of meat (and ice cream) through a hole in my face called "my mouth".
I have a wonky left hand. My friends have dubbed in The Shocktard.
I really like math and logic. Especially the Fibonacci Sequence. I'm unclear as to why.
I narrate my life in third person in my head. I'm doing it right now. It's kinda like setting up two mirrors facing each other.
I have a delightful, constant biting wit.
Kelly doesn't know I have this picture yet.

So I'm putting it up. She's my favorite lover of ketchup, bacon, and cheese. Although not all together.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Countdown Clock by Zoodu.comSomeone who knows what a Rendezvous is.
Someone who reads because they like to.
Someone who likes hippos and singing about them.
Someone who has invented a way to get across the ocean in the same about of time it takes a plane to do it but not in a plane.

If you want to talk you can IM me. Just drop me a message and I'll hook you up. I'm a pretty easy person to talk to, I think.

My Blog

Valentine’s

So today is Valentine's Day. The day when hormonal teenagers go from handing out folded pieces of cardboard with stickers and cartoon characters on them to buying each other carnations, Wal*Mart jewel...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:20:00 GMT

movie timez

So last night I watch "cyber seduction" with Jeremy Sumpter on The Lifetime Channel. Yeah, I know. It's quite possibly the most ridiculous movie I've seen. The way it starts off... just seems like nor...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:19:00 GMT

An open letter to Fox Television:

Dear Fox,   Are you fucking high?   An American version of "Spaced"? Really? Have we all agreed that that's a good idea? I hope to hell not. Because it isn't. Trust me. It has bad idea writt...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:26:00 GMT

erg

I'm going to put my dream of living my life as a Broadway Musical on hold for a little bit. Instead, I'm going to focus finding someone to make out with. I think this is a noble cause. It's been since...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:09:00 GMT

shit

I did mean it. Shit. SHIT.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:33:00 GMT

I don't think you people understand how much I want this...

OK dudes. Seriously. I will pay people in hugs or sexual favors or something if they turn my life into a musical. All you really need to do is get a few of your friends and learn a dance routine and s...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:00 GMT

I AM THE MASTER OF AWKWARD

JoeSchmoe4Ever.. (7:45:02 PM)-->: Hmmm, I guess I'm going to try to have a short walkJoeSchmoe4Ever.. (7:45:10 PM)-->: Really need some airDead on Jupiter.. (7:45:14 PM)-->: alrightDead on Jupiter.. (...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.

Eloquence is for the rich. I'm living hour to hour and I don't have that luxury. The words 'fuck' and 'shit' are reserved for the people who don't know where they're sleeping tonight.   What the ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:40:00 GMT

bring on the rain

There's something in the way the dew clings to your hair and clothes while you're lying on the grass when the sun finally creeps over the trees. It's the same way snow sticks your eyelashes, and it's ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:39:00 GMT

All locked up

I can't go back to square one. The board is gone, water logged. Destroyed. Pieces lost and forgotten. Roll the dice and take bets on the outcome. Your money is no good here.   I'm am a gate keepe...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:42:00 GMT