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Linz

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About Me

I love music, more than anything in the entire world. It is the one constant in my life. I have recently realized that I am in charge of my own happiness, I will never let that depend on any person ever again. My heart belongs with my father, my life is my own. I do not understand those who can't fully open up and love. I love art, indie films, live music, my family, and my friends who have been there for me through all of the tough times. Vote RON PAUL!Create or get your
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My Interests

Litterature, poetry, art, pottery, music festivals, playing my guitars, playing the drums, singing really loud in my car and then realizing that the person next to me is laughing hysterically, tattoos, piercings, painting, politics, ...Inscription on Duane's gravesite, it says it all!

I'd like to meet:

Duane Allman, Steve'O, Janis Joplin, Jerry Garcia, Robert Frost, Sylvia Plath, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Ellen Page . . .

Music:

Allman Brothers, The Band, Joan Baez, P Groove, Ben Harper, Corey Smith, Yonder Mountain, Allison Krauss, Homemade Jam, The Avett Brothers,The Wood Brothers, Polyphonic Spree, The Flaming Lips, Ryan Adams, Jack Johnson, Phish, Sublime, 311, Rehab, Prince, this could go on forever . . .

Movies:

Fight Club, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Requiem for a Dream, Finding Neverland, The Secret of Nyhm, Legends of the Fall, Love Actually, Anything with Johnny Depp, Amadeus, Juno, Once, The Last Waltz, Festival Express, Monteray Pop, Woodstock, Thank You For Smoking, Donnie Darko, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, August Rush.

Television:

FAMILY GUY!, Rock of Love, Celebrity Rehab, Gossip Girl (that is so gay I know, but I have to be honest).

Books:

Flannery O'Connor The Complete Works, Charlotte Bronte Jane Eyre, Viktor Frankle Mans Search for Meaning, Robert Frost The Complete Works, RollingStone Magazine, (religiously) SkyDog, Midnight Riders, Wonderful Tonight,Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, The Complete Works.

Heroes:

Probably my father, he knew what he was talking about, even though he didn't have long to say it. My mother, she still knows what she is talking about, even if she doesn't know how to say it. Myself, I am the only one who is going to be around my whole life.

My Blog

Jack Bauer can kick Chuck Norris's ass!

The Grim Reaper idolizes Jack Bauer. Thor is the Norse word for "Jack Bauer." Jack Bauer once tried out for the NFL, simply as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, the players didn't hit hard enough.......
Posted by Linz on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

A Priori Femininity

Nicola Dibben of the Cambridge University Press writes: "Social indentities are not fixed but are constructs formed through 'cultural work'.  Cultural representations construct the meanings which...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

I am like Hitler!

I took one of those personality, what kind of a leader are you tests, and I think I have serious problems! I answered truthfully, and look at what I got! What Famous Leader Are You?personality test...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker!

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes a...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Appetite for Destruction

Guns and Roses cover band, Chattanooga, I was insane, the show was amazing, and Slash rocked my face off!www.notquitegnr.com
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The "F" Word

THE "F" WORD: When is @..$% Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @..$% do you mean...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hell Freezes Over!

Subject: The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleague...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Alcohol!

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your many dimensions are mind boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly). Yes, my...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bathroom Humor

Thought this was great! LinZ Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous...
Posted by Linz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST