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Monkeywright.com

There's a tiger on my head!

About Me

All about me! . You're dying to click it, I know. So do. I'll be waiting here when you get back from leaving haikus. Go ahead....See? My Imageshack Page

My Interests

I'm pretty good with a Bo Staff.

I'd like to meet:

A chimp. And I did, and his name is Cody, and you should add him to your friend list - See my top 8!

Music:

These are the CDs I listen to as I write and/or fail to write. .

Movies:

The Chicago Bears Shuffling Crew doing the Superbowl Shuffle


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1985 Chicago Bears doing the Superbowl Shuffle These are the movies I watch, although I watch many many more and forget to update the page. .

Books:

This is what I'm reading lately, and/or have read. Did read. Go read it yourself, you lazy bastard. .

Heroes:

In yet another shameless attempt to drive traffic to my site, I suggest you can find my heroes listed here...

My Blog

Bullet time and big websites...

I finished building a massive new website (www.greattrainers.com) where PTs and gyms can list themselves in a directory. Whew! Happy to be through it and on to the next few projects. I'm almost done t...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

Help my wife win!

I know I just put this up on the bulletins yesterday, but it never hurts to ask twice. Can you please copy and post this into a bulletin on your MySpace page? We worked wonders for Adam's Star 98.7 co...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

Paris is burning...

I know. It's been forever. But there's good news - I'm almost finished designing a HUGE website for a client, meaning I'll be free to write again soon!Also...Jerry Falwell is dead! While this doesn't ...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

Yahoo makes offensive visual remarks

So the Imus brouhaha resolved today. Personally, I think he's a moron for saying what he did, but I also think one of two things needs to happen: 1) We hold ALL media personalities (rappers, talk show...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:55:00 PST

Sneak Peek of New Spider-Man Movie!

I want more kudos and more readers subscribing to my blog. So I've taken to crime. That's right. I've got a pirated slice of video here from summer's biggest blockbuster, the new Spider-Man movie. New...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

Netflix advertises with old leper porn...

So I'm browsing MSN the other day and I notice this annoying inline ad they have running. At a glance, I see it's for Netflix. Like I said, I glanced at it, thinking, oh... they're using grandparents ...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

Art can happen anywhere...

Here's why I love the arts. They can happen anywhere, anytime, and they can make a Phil Collins song sound good. Naturally 7 goes a capella on a Paris metro for your enjoyment. Also, check out the arc...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

The Greatest Song Parody Ever!

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Posted by Monkeywright.com on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST

Never Stop Fighting.

All right. I'm a pretty big fan of boxing, MMA, etc. I know a lot of people are turned off by the brutality. BUT...I have a few friends going through some rough issues healthwise, and I post this here...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

The worst book I've ever read. EVER.

Rogue Angel: Destiny by Alex Archer. You can't judge a book by its cover. This series looked to be a bunch of pulpy fun from the covers. All action! Intrigue! Danger! Diversion! Lies! This is perhaps ...
Posted by Monkeywright.com on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:42:00 PST