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The slightly dented Robo-jod 3000

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

About Me

I like catching butterflys and setting them free. My favorite pass time is watching a beautiful sunset with someone special. On special occasions I like to wear clown makeup and peform at birthday parties. Sometimes my balls burn like hell because I have a terrible venereal disease that I can't pronounce the name of. (Giggle! Tee hee.)


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My Interests



I'm into deep warm kisses and destroying large cities with my fiery atomic breath.

I'd like to meet:

I hate that kid that plays Cartman! Who is that stupid kid? God he's so racist and he's fat and he pisses me off. I hate that kid. He can't even do anything. Stoopid kid.

George Bush is cute. So is Rush.

DON'T MAKE ME FOCKIN KEEL YEW!!! Creationism rocks! Teach your kids the only true science! I'd like to meet Jesus, Dr. Frankenstien, and Dog The Bounty Hunter. I'm into hot women who know how to cook and cut my hair. (Relax. This is all sarcasm. If you don't know that then GO AWAY!) I want to kill dragons with Dennis Quaid! Hail to Gonzo and Camilla the Chicken!



Your IQ Is 105
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?

Music:



I listen to Enya, George Winston, Crash Test Dummies, Sam Cooke, Elvis and Blotto--oh and crap! I listen to a lot of crap.

Movies:

The Genius of George Bush


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A short music video about the genius that George Bush is. Music video by Goof.

The Space Giants


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“Space Giants” debuted in Japan under the title “Ambassador Magma” (or something Japanese that translates to that). In 1972 the series was renamed and dubbed into English, finally making it to wide US distribution around 1978.

Television:

I watch Special Victims Unit, Adult Swim, Comedy Central. Sometimes, I like to watch Nancy Grace because she is so "out there" at times and I think she should be in a John Waters movie as a villain. I love to watch the news channels when something really gruesome or twisted is going on.

Books:

Honestly. This book question is stupid. Only queers read books. (Did I mention I teach Interpretive Reading?)

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world! What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Heroes:

My heroes are Jesus, Batman and Godzilla. My enemies are church people, people who try to fix me (I ain't broken), people who never pass gas in front of others, and The Emperor Ming of Mongo.

My Blog

Candid Camera

I've been noticing how much shows like "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" and "A&E's Intervention" are like the old the candid camera show. On that old show it was always a gag, but now when they catch s...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

A new disorder?

Someone's phone just rang down the hall from my office. I jumped.I have been noticing over the past few years that I am becoming increasingly intolerant of certain sounds. For instance, the sound of a...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Our complicated world...

A while back I commented about an article I read on komodo dragons that had babies without sex.Today I read about chimps with hammers.I'm concerned.What if the chimps hit the lizards with the hammers?...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

My complicated life...

I know this sounds weird, but I'm pretty sure my 1-year-old likes me. Probably not as much as her step-dad, but I'll take what I can get. She puts her arms out for me to hold her. I take this to mean ...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

Stoopid freshmen

I had a student confront me today about her grades. I gave her D+ on her performance and a B+ on a paper. She said I'm unfair. I told her, "You're right. I'm not always fair but you failed to meet you...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

Citizen Kane

If I could be a giant for just one day, this is what I'd like that day to be like. SCREW YOU, MEGALON! UP YOURS GIGAN! YOU'RE BOTH ASSHOLES! YES! YES! YES! Oh baby! WHAT'S MY NAME? ...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

That February Feeling

I'm in the thick of itThat February FeelingThat makes me want to dieIce and whiteMy throat is dryHelpless and grayEat some foodStare at the tubeOut the window that frozen glareA wet penny in the snowT...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

Bug problem.

In the middle of the night I've been hearing noises in the kitchen under the cabinet. I thought it might be a mouse so I set a trap. No mouse. The noise has been driving me crazy so I decided to turn ...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

parthenogenesis

I just read a news story about a komodo dragon having babies in the British Zoo without a mate. The female komodo is a virgin and has never even been in the presence of a male. THIS IS SO WEIRD. What ...
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

Uhg...

It's cold. I'm tired. I'm depressed.What else is new?
Posted by Lord Blasnee The Beguiler on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST