I'm into deep warm kisses and destroying large cities with my fiery atomic breath.
I hate that kid that plays Cartman! Who is that stupid kid? God he's so racist and he's fat and he pisses me off. I hate that kid. He can't even do anything. Stoopid kid.
George Bush is cute. So is Rush.
DON'T MAKE ME FOCKIN KEEL YEW!!! Creationism rocks! Teach your kids the only true science! I'd like to meet Jesus, Dr. Frankenstien, and Dog The Bounty Hunter. I'm into hot women who know how to cook and cut my hair. (Relax. This is all sarcasm. If you don't know that then GO AWAY!) I want to kill dragons with Dennis Quaid! Hail to Gonzo and Camilla the Chicken!
Your IQ Is 105
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
How Scary Are You?
I listen to Enya, George Winston, Crash Test Dummies, Sam Cooke, Elvis and Blotto--oh and crap! I listen to a lot of crap.
I watch Special Victims Unit, Adult Swim, Comedy Central. Sometimes, I like to watch Nancy Grace because she is so "out there" at times and I think she should be in a John Waters movie as a villain. I love to watch the news channels when something really gruesome or twisted is going on.
Honestly. This book question is stupid. Only queers read books. (Did I mention I teach Interpretive Reading?)
You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
My heroes are Jesus, Batman and Godzilla. My enemies are church people, people who try to fix me (I ain't broken), people who never pass gas in front of others, and The Emperor Ming of Mongo.