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LMNOJoe

About Me


I am pretty in the way that cauliflower-ear is pretty. I'm chill. I'm really chill. I am the chillest. If you're not here to chill, you may be in trouble. But not with me, because I'm so chill.

I like to write bad poems and submit them to poetry.com, because they will "publish" anything. Here's my favorite:

Love
I love what all things fall
and think
what can be it me?
missing missing, with him not me

she she she
vixen number three
I can't relate this thing
you've done to me

stop now
escalation
speed increasing
buildings are burning
like rolling an SUV through the living room

I am done.

Joe-Kus:
To home gone away
repeat the signal again
decomposition.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes me a lot and forever.

My Blog

Some things everyone should know.

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Bums, the third in a series I didnt know was a series... about bums.

Yesterday I was on my way to school and as I was in line to turn onto the expressway a presumably homeless gentleman was walking up the turn lane with a "Will work for food" sign.I was all set to igno...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:55:00 GMT

Hallelujah

Everyone and their brother, and probably their sister, and very likely their stepfather has done a version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.  And half of them thought they were doing a Jeff Buckley ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:21:00 GMT

More about bums! All kinds of bums!

I had the greatest encounter walking around the North side of Chicago last weekend... I was walking down the street and I came to a street corner where there stood a well dressed bum, and when I say w...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Bums

   Last week I was stopped at a light in Chicago when a skinny, scraggly looking guy started making his way over to my window, and I was pretty sure he didn't want to give me something....
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:42:00 GMT

Some Marathon Do’s and Dont’s

Don't: Do a marathon. Do: Ride your bike at a leisurly pace.   I never want to see another hill again.  On the bright side I got a medal for finishing (at all).  I'm holding out hope th...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:49:00 GMT

Religion.

If an infidel is a person sans religion, then that makes a relgious person is a fidel.Which makes me an infidel...But if I haven't commited infidelity in a relationship, aren't I a fidel too?Relgious ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:28:00 GMT

Lollapalooza

I worked last Saturday and Sunday at Lollapalooza.  I was selling Temptation Vegan Ice Cream Cones.  They were DElicious.  I participated in much buffoonery in the way of yelling i...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:16:00 GMT

18 and over please, a blog for the "mature."

I was perusing Facebook earlier today, and I came across the following ad purporting, I guess, to sell advice about love and relationships: I'm kind of a relationship expert, so I'll tell you fo...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:57:00 GMT

I got a job!

Sort of! Tomorrow, and tomorrow only, I'll be working at Chicago Soy Dairy's plant in Lombard!  Woo! Coincidentally I just tried their new vegan cheese, Teese, and it made for melty good pizza. :...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:30:00 GMT