Eating, sleeping, masturbating, watching television
Pretty much any Sesame Street character except for that Oscar guy. He's a dick.
Mostly greatest hits collections and that stuff they play at supermarkets.
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble (or any pre-comeback John Travolta movie. Pulp Fiction was the worst mistake he ever made in my opinion. I mean what happened to the Travolta who thrilled us in Staying Alive as the streetwise tough striving to make it in Broadway musicals?)Mask (the one with Cher in it. It make me cry every time!)Anything with Ralph Macchio.
Bring it on! Whatever the most popular sitcoms and reality shows are, that is what I am watching -- just as soon as I have confirmed that they are in fact popular with the average American.
Primarily I read and re-read the 1st edition AD&D rule books (Monster Manual is the best!) and wish I had someone to run a campaign with... Sigh...
The President (Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him), Vice President "Dead-Eye" Dick Cheney (I would just die I if got to go hunting with him!), Donald Rumsfeld, Condie Rice, Tom DeLay, Antonin Scalia, Clarence "Long Dong Silver" Thomas, Bill Frist, Oren Hatch, John Ashcroft (we miss ya buddy!), Michael "Heck of a job, Brownie" Brown, Katherine "Recount Deez Nuts" Harris, really the list just goes on and on.