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Orlando Ichiban

My science is tight.

About Me

hold my drink.Study: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
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My Interests

absurdity and total nonsense. Useless information. music making, singing, snowboarding/big air/grabs/table tops/riding fakie/spins/manuals, boardslide to face plant, two black eyes, dislocating shoulders and tearing ligaments. sleeping. driving far. npr. Hanging Ten. havin more moves than your mom's craftmatic. pwning in pvp. hockey. NYMets. video editing. video gaming. working for reuters. obnoxiously laughing out loud. calling people asshats. seeking out fellow swashbucklers. defending Hyrule. re-deploying the Annihilatrix. engaging hyperdrive sequences and meddling with powers I can't possibly comprehend.

I'd like to meet:

thomas paine, thomas jefferson, Scarlett Johannson, gary busey.Who would YOU like to meet?... THE ROCK NESS MONSTER That's who.

Music:

The Who, Rocket from the crypt, Ted Leo/pharmacists, new bomb turks, The Decemberists, mission of burma, the rolling stones, sham69, misfits, arctic monkeys, hot snakes, pinback, the hellacopters!, man or astro_man?, husker du, futureheads, AC/DC, fugazi, silkworm, dinosaur jr., sleeper/serpico, darien/amber jets, THE BUDOS BAND, yo la tengo, my bloody valentine, iron maiden, dag nasty, descendents, dillinger four, royksopp, clinic, sonic youth, iggy pop/stooges, dj shadow, the kinks, dick dale, jon spencer, otis redding, the beatles, rufus wainright, the shins, sufjan stevens, johnny cash, the clash, wire, the damned, buzzcocks, johnny thunders, david bowie, tom waits, charles mingus, the smiths

Movies:

Rushmore, bottle rocket, super troopers, the royal tenenbaums, office space, airplane, slapshot, dr. strangelove, full metal jacket, fight club, scarface, The Big Lebowski, star wars, dario argento films.

Television:

Frisky Dingo, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the daily show, robot chicken, family guy, kids in the hall, mr. show, both the history and discovery channels as well as national geographic. oh, and fuel tv...

Books:

sirens of titan, slaughterhouse five, on the road, waiting for godot, what's the matter with kansas, the bad guys won, 1984, chuck palahniuk stories.

My Blog

Christopher Walken or Zod for 2008 presidency

You decide.WALKEN 2008 ZOD 2008  ...
Posted by Orlando Ichiban on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST

Absinthe

Have you ever had Absinthe? Well, it tastes awful. It tastes like battery acid. Not that I've tasted battery acid before but if I had, I would imagine it tastes like Absinthe.
Posted by Orlando Ichiban on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

daily

Person: Do you have a name ? Me: No, I never had one. In fact, we don't use names where I'm from.
Posted by Orlando Ichiban on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST