Mike

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A bird gets caught in a snowdrift and is freezing to death. An ox comes by and decides to save the bird, but the only way he can do this is by defecating over the bird so the ice would melt and the bird would be warmed.After the ox does this, a fox comes by and carefully cleans the feces of the bird ... and then eats the bird.The moral of the story: not everyone who throws shit at you is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.