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Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail

I want your soul. I will eat your soul. Come to daddy...

About Me

I don't spend my life on Myspace. I don't spend hours trying to find the right pimped-out background to fit my personality, and I don't take 50 pictures a day to choose the best 3 to update my "pics." My friends are not ranked in my "top friends" listing in order of how much I like them, and I don't change my song every day based on my mood. This Myspace generation is starting to piss me off, actually. It's a damn website, people. Some of you seem like you worry more about your Myspace pages than your real lives. I get on here and respond to my messages and whatnot, so I'm not anti-Myspace, but come on... at least stop telling me I need to "spice up" my page. I have stuff to do in real life.

My Interests

Our most dangerous rides are contained in the slaughter zone. So if you're picky about how many limbs you have. . . then stay out

I'd like to meet:

Al Jourgenson, Morgan Freeman, Jesus. No, i'm not making a joke, i'm serious. Yes, i realize that putting Jesus and Al Jourgenson in the same category seems sacreligious, or at least very strange, but i would love to meet Jesus, being that he truly was the most hardcore person who ever lived, followed by Al.

Music:

Mostly hard rock, but i'm versatile. Nothingface, Tool, Alice in Chains, Dog Fashion Disco, Lamb of God, Sevendust, 36 Crazyfists, Deftones, Necrophagist, Stereomud, A Perfect Circle, old Blindside, American Head Charge, Soundgarden, As I Lay Dying, Nine Inch Nails, Lovedrug, Orgy, Nirvana, Ministry, old Mudvayne, Dream Theater, Fantamos, Mr. Bungle, Incubus, Dillinger Escape Plan, Norma Jean, Soil, Bleeding Through, Cannibal Corpse, Coalesce, Children of Bodom, mewithoutYou, Filter, Helmet, Gutterfly, Jane's Addiction, Killswitch Engage, older Korn, Living Sacrifice, Lollipop Lust Kill, Machine Head, Mad Season, Melvins, Marylin Manson, Melt Banana, Mother Love Bone, Neutral Milk Hotel, Oxes, Pantera, Pearl Jam, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Presidents of the United States of America, Buckethead, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Screaming Trees, Silverchair, Soulfly, Spineshank, Static-X, Strapping Young Lad, Supersuckers, System of a Down, Temple of the Dog, Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsant, tons more.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Resevoir Dogs, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Gladiator, Passion of the Christ, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, Boondock Saints, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Brothers, Sealab 2021, Becker

Books:

I wish i could read....

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Maynard James Keenan, Jerry Cantrell, Jimi Hendrix, Matt Holt, Tom Maxwell, my karate instructor Curtis Jordan.If anyone has a problem with all the Jesus stuff or thinks it makes me a psycho or a zealot, I don't feel like hearing about it. Don't force your religious beliefs or lack thereof down my throat, and i'll extend you the same courtesy. Also, i'm not a blind follower. I know why i believe what i believe, and you can call me on that if you're not doing it for the purpose of harassing me.

My Blog

Claustrophobia Flushed You Out

Claustrophobia Flushed You OutDear ___,This is my dark war.They all suffered and died in the clouds of dustleft by the holocaust in the chasm between my lungs.This is what I've become.Feeble and murde...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST

Uh oh, looks like I'm racist again!

Wow, it's been how long, and I'm STILL getting messages from idiots who can't spell, telling me I'm racist?  Here's what I mean (it's actually from this girl--http://www.myspace.com/notxyoursxtru...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:14:00 PST

Don't look at these pictures! (especially if you don't like waldo hats and genie-gangstaz!)

Ok, so here are just a few pictures of me and some of my peepz (word, yo) when school was almost over last semester... and then a few taken this summer on what I like to call "genie-gangsta night"Effi...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

System of a ____?

I was on the Nothingface message board the other day (I'm not a message board whore, it's one of the only two I'm on, but anyway...) I saw this and it amused the hell out of me, especially the ICP par...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST

you have to look at these...

me as a rather lame pimpme as a somewhat more convincing 80's pimp, along with other awesome people (rick and amy)if you ever see Madball in concert, you'll have the same reaction.  unless you ha...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:09:00 PST

Incoherent Ramblings of a Deranged Dishwasher

Incoherent Ramblings of a Deranged DishwasherhMMM! I hate this JOB I hate this JobNngyah!hmm hMM HMMMMGOTTA WASH THE DISHES GOTTA WASH THE DISHESOne two one two one to one tooVVVVVVVV OFF MY FUCKING R...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:55:00 PST

Clockwork and Vinegar

Oceanic brilliance in a textbook desert Pacific mirage forced in its own right The way he moves is clockwork To shun the living and embrace the dust Only a mirage To set my watch no more than a minute...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 04:03:00 PST

can't decide on a title--first thing i've written in a while so a little rusty...

broken is the ante and stubborn is the rule refuse to fold, i've always been told but i'm sick of playing the fool past my prime i call my own shots and i guess i'll give it what i've got but i stretc...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:24:00 PST

Doom Reverb

What voice is this that I hear from beyond Shrouded electronic fever Echoing and ringing through my empty hollow shell Blaring through to leave behind a sonic trail to hell Take me, overcome me...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poesque (111 Words For A Liar)

YOU grind me between your teeth like a broken promise Scars ARE unavoidable in the wake of internal war Just as THE moon is rendered useless over the day As such my WORST fears were confirmed and in v...
Posted by Doesn't suck anymore, he's finally in jail on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST