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Martha

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My name is Martha, I am a Hermit Crab. I am from the Caribbean. Jeni Hendrix is my owner, she treats me good besides when she forgets to feed me... stupid betch. I'm just Jivin'. She's always playing that damn annoying guitar though! I live in an awesome 20 gallon tank with 7 other crabbie friends!

My Interests

Climbing choya wood, eating crushed up cuttlebone, salt water, sand and Eco-earth, I love shells, natural of course! The painted ones are stupid :( No owner should ever buy their crab painted shells!

I'd like to meet:

A coconut crab, they are mighty big!Don't buy painted shells for your crabby! Also click it! Wal-Mart sucks! Don't buy crab in a cup it's inhumane!

Music:

The Beatles- I'm named after a song! Donovan - he sings about crabs! Phil Ochs- He also sings about crabs!

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean!!!! It's in my homeland!

Television:

We don't have cable upstairs and TV is for losers!

Books:

NOOOO!

Heroes:

Jujubee, he's a cute pup!