Back to Basics....
I come off like a hard ass. I'm not. If you sneak into that spot, I'm yours for life. Sometimes this is to a fault. That's my bad but, I don't care to change it. I like who I am.
I love my friends and spend most of my time with them. A few good ones always leave me smiling and there's nothing I love more. One of my best friends calls me "Mangine", he says I'm a hot chick on the outside and a dude on the inside. My reply to that, "Yeh, Sometimes". I'm like a Transformer, "I'm more than meets the eye". I'm a bit random and pretty much a dork. I like to make people laugh a lot and seem to be pretty good at it. I believe in balance-as kind as I can be is as evil as I can be. Assumptions suck, so don't assume you know me-shit, I'm still working on that one. I like extra cheese pizza and garlic prawns. My eyes are probably my best feature and I hate my shoulders. No-I'm not a swimmer or a gymnast and if you ask me again I'll put you in a fucking head-lock and crush you with my so-called shoulders. I burp, I fart, and I like it. I have a sailor mouth, a mean punch and I'll definitely cut your face. All this said, I usually offer big hugs instead of a swipe of my blade. My loyalty is thrice that of many and I'll give my left nut to you if I find you worthy. I hold grudges and my feelings are hurt easily. People who look for reactions will probably get the opposite. So ladies, don't call me crying and expect me to ask what's wrong. Gentlemen, don't attempt to look for a counter to your lame pickup line. I won't bother. I don't have time for that. If you want to tell me something or ask me something, please do. My only request is that you are respectful. Don't ask me a question you wouldn't want me to ask your mother unless you know I'm comfortable with you. You WILL know if I'm comfortable with you. I hate being vulnerable and have a hard time letting people in and I generally book in the opposite direction if I feel I'm at risk. It's a bad habit and I should stop. I'm working on it and getting trampled in the meantime. I used to be a prude and now I'm not. Things are better now. This doesn't mean I'm a slut. I'm picky, I'm indecisive, I'm stubborn as heck, and I analyze freakin' everything. I like to keep my numbers low and steady. I have deeper thoughts than I'm probably perceived as having. Speaking metaphorically is fun. I like to say people are "golden like a shower" and "whatever creams your Twinkie". I'm clever. Most of my girl friends say I'm sweet, my guy friends say I'm hot..I think I'm kind of funny. I like witty people with beautiful intentions, wicked senses of humor and individuality. I'm not artsy but, tend to be attracted to those who are. I DON'T just add people all willy-nilly. If I don't know you-then offer something so I can get to know you. i.e. A message of some sort. If I do know you, please note that I don't even look at Friend Requests unless I know it's coming. So, if I don't add you..I probably just don't know you sent me a request...Shoot me a message dorks!
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