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About Me

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.. .. . Most of the time I feel about as pissed off as this guy. Especially when I am at work.

My Interests

HWY 17, HWY 9, Skyline, Leg Day at the gym, Metal, Motor cycle injuries, Education, Research, Athletics, Crown Royal, Dance Moves, Tijuana, Friends from Nicaragua, Roulette .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Friends, foes, and strangers.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. RHCP, JOHNNY CASH, BLACK SABBATH, LED ZEPPELIN, ANDRE NIKATINA, SNEAKER PIMPS, ALICE IN CHAINS, MANU CHAO, TOM WAITS, SADE, DEPECHE MODE, MORBID ANGEL, OPETH, GRAVE, KRISIUN, VAN MORRISON, COWBOY JUNKIES, DEL, GYPSY KINGS, THE ROOTS, LARA & REYES, MISFITS, SUFFOCATION, CRYPTOPSY, GUNS 'N' ROSES, SLAYER, 2 MEX (ARE YOU MY FRIEND?)

Movies:

LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD.

Television:

UFC,

Books:

the DSM IV, Scar Tissue, Juiced, New England Journal of Medicine. Journal of Strength and Conditioning Research.

Heroes:

PETER PAN

My Blog

Los Dos Fuckos go to MEXICO!!!

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Posted by D A V I D on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

I'm getting it daily.....

Older that is....getting older. I noticed this when I took a look at my buldging key chain and I had a collection of miscellaneous keys. Some of them I don't even know what lock they w...
Posted by D A V I D on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST

Sex appeal, blind midgets, 10 foot high toilet bowls..

Night clubs are all about glamour, sex appeal, flashing money, and being "somebody." Thats why I find it funny when people put an empty corona bottle on the toilet when they go to take a piss and...
Posted by D A V I D on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

Update.

My car got broken into and my backpack got stolen with all my books during finals week. There is a fox loose in my apartment complex. It has a long bushy tail, eats scrambled eggs and wheat toast. (no...
Posted by D A V I D on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:32:00 PST

Keep your mouth shut.

Buy crack, prostitutes, get your teeth smashed in, and piss all over everything. This is the parking garage scene in downtown San Jose. At 2 AM the bars get out and some of the worst troubl...
Posted by D A V I D on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:12:00 PST

Piss in my nose.

There are a lot of ways we can come into contact with piss. Our pets can piss on the floor, people can pass out drunk and piss themselves on your couch, or if it rains at the wrong time you ...
Posted by D A V I D on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

STD's and myspace whores....

Some people take pride in really knowing EVERY SINGLE PERSON they have on their page.They have to be a REAL FRIEND before they are added.Someone like me, who will add almost anyone, is look...
Posted by D A V I D on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:34:00 PST

Little Asian People

I love the little people who come into my bar, mostly Vietnamese. They never complain about the over priced drinks and they tip me well. They drink a lot and get really fucked up. The little Asian gi...
Posted by D A V I D on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:58:00 PST

DIDN'T YOU SEE US MAKE OUT? WASN'T THAT HOT?

I work at an outrageously boring night club. It's the so called "hot spot" of San Jose. Not a night goes by when we dont get two plastic 21 year old girls complete with a fake tan...
Posted by D A V I D on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:35:00 PST

4th GRADE

Some things you may remember from 4th grade: NO DOY!BADICLE!DURRRRRMODEDCINCHE pronounced (SIN-CHEE)LANYARD KEYCHAINSGIRLS WITH "BEST FRIENDS" BROKEN HEART BRACELETSFANNY...
Posted by D A V I D on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:39:00 PST