Thanks for sleeping with my boyfriend.
Thanks for trying to be hard and cool with your friends, your threats are about as scary as halloween playdough.
Thanks for giving me shit for the past 15 months, you knew since day one that matt was my long term boyfriend but being a girl with no morels or standards, that didn't matter to you.
Thanks for being easy, i hope you realise that matt openly admits that he used you and didn't appriciate you saying how you were going to "ride him like he's never been ridden before" only to lay flat on your back without a single movement.
Thanks for making me realise that my boyfriend of six years is a jerk, and thanks for taking the time to find my page, read this and increase your heartbeat over it. Wipe those little beads of sweat off your upper lip, and kindly click the 'X' at the top right hand of my page, because you my dear, are a stalker.