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About Me

I graduated from Sunderland University in Summer '08, so I now get to rock a pretty cool "BA (Hons)" after my name. In June I landed a job as a full-time Web/Graphics designer for a nice little company in my town. I'm quite pleased with myself as I can now say officially that I am a 'professional designer'. Yay!

Aside from design, I like workin out at the gym with my mates where I attempt to keep up with the ridiculous weight they all lift. But mostly I'm running on the treadmill burning off strawberry twizzlers and the great food my lady makes me. I like going running out of the gym too. There's something addictive about running for 5 miles, and when every muscle hurts, blasting some violently aggressive music into my ears and fighting though the pain to run another 5 miles back home again, lol. Maybe I'm just weird. It's quite nice to just be alone with my thoughts too, clears my head and sets me up for the week.

I've got a thing for cars, especially Audi's. I'm currently rolling around in a 190bhp A4 quattro Sport which will eventually have 19's and some custom paintwork if I could only stop spending all my money on Elle. Although I do love audi's, I'll always have a soft spot for those noisy lumps of classic American muscle. The new dodge challenger looks amazing too!

That's all I can think of to write here right now, if you wanna find out more just drop me a message and we can have a chat.

About my better half:

I'm very happily "unavailable" thanks to my beautiful, talented, smart super-hot princess, Elizabeth. I feel I owe America an apology for stealing the best girl their country has to offer. But, screw you guys... you should of made an effort when you had the chance. Now all I need to import from the states is your Mountain Dew and Twizzlers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet intelligent, creative people. To join forces, combine our powers and make some really cool shit.
I would not like to meet:
Random boring people who just want me to be a number on their friends list. You people are retarded. Congratulations, you have 934799236 imaginary friends



    Miscellaneous
The Theory:

This section is for random things that I think are cool or interesting. The theory is; if you can see what makes me tick for yourself, that's going to be far more useful to you than me trying to explain myself and just expecting you to take my word for it.
Featured Videos:

"When I decided to shave my head..."

"We had a barbecue at our house, this is what went down..."

"Liberty City Gun Club: Liquor. Guns & Fun!"

"Flight of the Concords; Most beautiful girl in the room"

Quotes:

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you hit that pussy."
"Strapping wheeled boots onto your feet can be extremely gay. If you want to be “cool & popular” just like the meat-head football players at your highschool, go buy a skateboard. Get with the current trends! You don’t think you’re really going to pick up girls being a rollerblader do you? Stop fooling yourself and go the mall, buy the newest Tony Hawk Pro deck, a copy of CKY, and some trendy skateboard brand clothes. Now go home, watch the X-games and pick your nose."
"Thou Shall not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants... Use it to get into their heads."
"You can't fool everyone all of the time, but if you fool the right ones the rest will fall behind."

My Blog

25 Random things

1. I went to the driving range today and hit the back fence. Amazing considering the last time I played golf was over 5 years ago, and I played left handed. Today I decided to play right!!?2. I can't ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:16:00 GMT

"Untitled" untill I think of something cool

So, since my last few blogs a crap load of stuff has happened, and for the most part it's been some pretty cool stuff.Firstly, MySpace have been in contact with me regarding the LG competition. They'v...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Why you shouldnt bother calling me for a while...

Even though I thought I told everyone about the current state of my phone, some people are still complaining that I never text them back and that whenever they call they get put straight through to vo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Another LG Comp Update

Ok, so here’s a message I just sent to MySpace UK about the competition error because contrary to what I had previously thought in my other blog; The competition results are STILL fucked.-------...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:57:00 GMT

The LG living room design competition fiasco

If you don't know what happened, here's the story so far...LG were promoting a new line of funky HD tvs and were doing so by holding a competition on mySpace. The competition was open to all of europe...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:42:00 GMT

Things to do in 2008

In as close to chronological order as I can guess...key: Car University Work PersonalGet 18's on the A4 [done]Fit Vibe 240W speakers in the rear shelfFinish writing dissertation (get a half decent gra...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Audi A4 - Water in footwells mystery. SOLVED!

In the last few weeks of May I noticed my poor car was a little under the weather. The passenger side carpets were very wet. The rear footwell actually had a small puddle. I initially thought someone ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:06:00 GMT

IE Bug Fixes

Fixed the glitches I was having with my layout in Internet Explorer... I think. But if something looks fucked up for you, let me know what's up and what browser you're using and I'll fix it. Thanks =]
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:09:00 GMT

New Layout

I finally got around to uploading my new layout. It's not totally finished; I still need to record to video for the 'about me' section. It will do until I can get hold of a green screen.It has a sligh...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:58:00 GMT

18s

Looks like I'm finally gonna be getting 18's for my A4. I just have to find out if Audi were lying about my car having an oil leak at the gearbox seal, get that fixed if need be. Then hook myself up w...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:50:00 GMT