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Penguin

I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour.

About Me

This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5I make duck sounds. I own too many cats. Chili's salsa spices up my mouth. Vodka + Cartoons= Heaven.My Orange cat has bad breathI like adventuresI'm personal friends with OprahBush is NOT MY president

My Interests

Animal shelters, Count Chocula, Eugene Mirman, Candy, $$$$, Thrift Stores, Sound Proof Walls, Drinks, Stinky Monkey Cats, the zoo, wax museum, mini adventures, big adventures, travelling (I love the feeling of getting off a plane that just landed in another city), trying new things, patio dining, ice cream, diet cherry coke, shopping, vintage furniture

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Damien Rice, Fin Del Mar, Fire in the Sky, Bright Eyes, Postal Service, Jamie Wyatts, Jose Gonzalez, Cher, Lagwagon, Garbage, Tool, Perfect Circle, Areosmith, Cyndi Lauper, Otis Redding, Face to Face, Taylor Dane, The Bangles, Tina Turner, Pussycat Dolls, Fiona Apple, Poe, Madonna, Republica, Sheryl Crow, Mazzy Star, ABBA, , Carly Simon, Suzanne Vega, Guided by Voices, Lisa Loeb, Centro Matic, Remy Zero, Tori Amos, Outkast, REM, Live, Ryan Adams, Sigur Ros, The Police, Ben Kweller, Jenny Lewis, Coldplay, Travis

Movies:

Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself, Nacho Libre, 40yo Virgin, Old School, Superstar, Playing by Heart, Love & Sex, Wet Hot American Summer, Sweetest Thing, Night at the Roxbury, Pumpkin, Love Actually, Romy & Michelle, Pretty in Pink, Teen Witch, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, 16 Candles, True Romance, Talladega Nights, Clerks I & II, Party Girl, Hairspray

Television:

Aqua Teen, Home Movies, Family Guy, Law & Order, The Office, Carnivale

Books:

Coloring

My Blog

Creepy Messages From Creepy People

Got a great Christmas card in the mail. Love it when I get the hand written personal message. And I am assuming that a return card is expected since the return address is also written on the inside of...
Posted by Penguin on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Hangover city

I have spent a lot of time on the couch today. Bonus: finished most of my xmas shopping via the internet. Which I have my car to thank for, because had it not been totalled, I would not have had shopp...
Posted by Penguin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST

The best gifts are the ones given without occassion


Posted by Penguin on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST

Vrrroooommm

I really need to find a new car tomorrow. Then purchase it once my check arrives and clears. I am dead set on getting something cheap, and hope I don't get stuck with a lemon. I don't care what it loo...
Posted by Penguin on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

Free is best

I know they aren't links, but copy and paste to address bar and get free samples in la mail. No hoax. No participation. Just name & address. For girls & boys. That's it. http://www.yourperfu...
Posted by Penguin on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

The one night of the year when Jesus comes back from the dead to eat the flesh of the living

I'm starting and stopping my Christmas shopping soon. Please give me a general idea of what you would like. Keep in mind I don't have a lot of money. No one is getting a pony. ...
Posted by Penguin on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Holiday. Celebrate.

If you want to get me a gift, here's a little help. Everything is cheap, cause like me, I am sure most of you are broke. It would help me out if you would do the same (make a list of inexpensive desir...
Posted by Penguin on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas

My car is officially totalled. Think I will take the money and go to Vegas. Seize the day! I said Gammmbbbblling........
Posted by Penguin on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

Nothing like watching an old man in his boxers get mic - ed up

The movie is going well. Was out on a shoot for 5 hours last night in the FREEZING cold. The rest of the crew is really cool. Lots of goofy people, but the job is getting done. I'm excited.... can't w...
Posted by Penguin on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

Dream Car

Fuck the moped. I want this....
Posted by Penguin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST